Hercules 1997 Aired on ABC (May 1999) Part 2


 * (Mount Olympus, dusk. Night heaven is brought over Mount Olympus by the night god, Nyk, driving his goats across the atmosphere. Baby Hercules and Baby Pegasus are sleeping together. The shadows of Pain and Panic crawl over Baby Hercules and grab him. The sounds of glass breaking as Pain and Panic's tittering make Zeus and Hera wake up)
 * Zeus: What?
 * Hera: What? What is this?
 * Both: The baby! (They run to the cradle, only to find Baby Pegasus)
 * Hera: Hercules! Ah! (she starts sobbing)
 * Zeus: (shrieking) NoooooOOOO!!!!
 * (As Zeus yells, lightning bolts flash and a giant thunderstorm rages over Olympus. Pain and Panic are flying down to Earth, carrying Baby Hercules)
 * Panic: Now, we did it! Zeus is gonna use us for target practice!
 * Pain: Just hang onto the child, Panic!
 * (They fall, and Baby Hercules starts crying)
 * Panic: Hurry up! Let's just hurt the child and get it over with, alright?
 * Pain: (opening the vial) Here you go, child. A little Grecian formula.
 * Panic: Look at that! He's...changing. (Baby Hercules stops glowing as he drinks the potion) Can we do it now?
 * Pain: No, no, no, he has to drink the entire potion! Every last drop.
 * Amphitryon: (off-screen) Who's there? (Pain and Panic run away, dropping the empty vial. It breaks and one last drop falls into the ground) Alcmene, over here.
 * Alcmene: Ah, you poor fact! Ah, ne pas pleure.
 * Amphitryon: Is anybody there?
 * (Pain and Panic look from the bushes)
 * Panic: Now?
 * Pain: Now. (Their shadows are shown as they walk and transform into snakes)
 * Alcmene: Oh well, he must have been abandoned. For so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. (Amphitryon reads Hercules' name from a medallion on his neck) Perhaps, they've replied our prayers.
 * Amphitryon: Perhaps they have....Hercules?
 * (Pain and Panic, as snakes, attack, but Baby Hercules catches them, while giggling happily, hits them several times against the ground, ties into a knot and throws them far away. Amphitryon and Alcmene stare with their jaws dropped)
 * Pain and Panic: Help, help, help! (they turn to their normal forms)
 * Panic: Hades is gonna hurt us if he finds out what just happened.
 * Pain: You mean, *if* he finds out!
 * Panic: Of course he's gonna fuck me! If...if is good.