Barney Live! in Los Angeles, California (battybarney2014's version)

'Barney Live! in Los Angeles, California (known as Barney Live! at Great Western Forum' on show posters) is a Barney live show (following Barney in Concert, Barney Live! in New York City, Barney's Big Surprise, Barney's Musical Castle, and Barney's Colorful World!). This that was performed a concert took place in the Great Western Forum in Los Angeles, California from March 2005. It's was later released on video on December 20, 2005.

Plot
Barney and his friends take the stage to outstanding everyone at Great Western Forum. They all work together to make a special surprise for the audience using items from "The Barney Bag". But before they are able to share it, a new visitor, The Winkster, sneaks away with the bag! The Winkster doesn't know how to make friends. Throughout the show, the kids are trying to catch The Winkster and teach him that all you have to do is ask in order to make friends of your own. Also, the chase takes everyone to "Barney's Musical Circus" with fun-loving clowns and some dancing bears. After the circus ends, the chase continues until Winkster confesses that he took the bag for everyone to play with him. After his confession, he remembers to use the words "Please" and "Thank You," and then becomes friends with Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Winkster and the kids. Barney then unveils the surprise to the audience and then asks them to use their imaginations to make the heart bigger. After the unveiling of the the bigger heart, Barney, BJ, Baby Bop, Winkster, and the kids wrap up the show with "I Love You".

Cast
(In Order of Appearance)
 * Barney (Voice: Duncan Brannan/Tim Dever, Body: Carey Stinson)
 * Anna (Carlyn Hinojosa)
 * David(Emilio Mazur)
 * Whitney (Kayla S. Levels)
 * Jackson (Daven Wilson)
 * Nick (Grayson Lee Vanover)
 * Laura (Julia Nicholson)
 * Rachel (Hunter Pecunia)
 * Stacy (Alyssa Franks)
 * Miguel (Riley Morrison)
 * Kami (Makayla Crawford)
 * Baby Bop (Voice: Julie Johnson, Costume: Jeff Ayers)
 * The Winkster (David Joyner / Ashley Wood)
 * BJ (Voice: Patty Wirtz / Body: Kyle Nelson)
 * Marching Band Musicians
 * Monkeys
 * Clowns (Sam Austin, Steve Barcus, Al Castro, Marc Hebert, Douglas Miller, Derik Webb, Nick Nunez, Joel Pellini and Megan Godin)
 * Teddy Bears (Antwaun Steele)

Act 1

 * 1) Barney Theme Song
 * 2) The More We Get Together
 * 3) Mr. Knickerbocker
 * 4) Ring Around the Rosie
 * 5) My Yellow Blankley
 * 6) What Shall We Make Today?
 * 7) Simple Simon
 * 8) She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain
 * 9) A Rock N Roll Star
 * 10) What a Baseball Day!
 * 11) What Can We Play on a Rainy Day?
 * 12) If All the Raindrops
 * 13) And the Green Grass Grows All Around
 * 14) When I'm Old Enough to Join the Band

Act 2

 * 1) Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
 * 2) I'd Love to Sail
 * 3) Rock Like a Monkey
 * 4) Do Your Ears Hang Low?
 * 5) The Airplane Song
 * 6) Me and My Teddy
 * 7) The Duckies Do
 * 8) Try and Try Again
 * 9) The Dino Dance
 * 10) Mr. Star
 * 11) Please and Thank You
 * 12) Everyone is Special
 * 13) I Love You

Music and Soundtrack
Main Article: Barney Live! in Los Angeles, California

'Barney Live! in Los Angeles, California' was an album that featured songs from the stage show of the same name. The album was originally sold the album was released on February 7, 2006 (the same day as Let's Go To The Beach).

Main Article: ¡Barney en vivo! En Los Angeles, California 

¡Barney en vivo! En Los Angeles, California  is a soundtrack that was released in September 5, 2006 based on Barney Live in Los Angeles, California but in Spanish It was later re-released in January 4, 2011 when toured in Argentina.

Aprende de Barney Motricidad is a soundtrack that was released in 2012 based but in Spanish It was later re-released in 2016 when toured in Puerto Rico.

Book
Main Article: Barney Live! in Los Angeles, California (book)

Trivia

 * This live show marked:
 * The first time Kami, David and Jackson appear together.
 * The final appearances uses of the 2003-2005 BJ and Baby Bop costume.
 * The Barney costume from "Making a Move!". is used.
 * The Barney voice from Barney’s Let’s Go To The Beach is used.
 * Although the video was released in 2005, it has a copyright date, which tells that it was produced that year Production for took place his is a remake of the "Barney Live! in New York City".
 * The home video of this live show was filmed at the Great Western Forum in Los Angeles, California on March 2005.
 * In the Barney News on the 2005 Family Magazine, the songs "My Aunt Came Back" were mentioned, but they do not appear in this live show.
 * The North American tour was presented by "McDonald's" and "Party City"., Expect the Ticket Free the Paper Baseball Makers and Rattle.
 * In the show itself, a Barney doll sat on the idea bench before the show started. Right after the overture, the Idea Bench started to spin with a timpani roll, smoke arising from behind it. The spinning became increasingly faster as the bench went farther back. When the costumed Barney came through the curtains, the doll on the bench appeared to vanish. This was achieved with a part of the bench that was separate from the rest of the bench. The Barney doll was actually attached to this platform. This small platform for the doll flipped upside down, the front of the hollow, bottomless seat hiding the doll when the costumed Barney appeared, insuring that the two were never seen at the same time. The top of the Barney doll's head can be seen under the right bench seat in various shots of the home video. The outline of the bottom the platform can be seen on this seat of the bench as well. In addition to the live version, this is the only time where we hear a male announcer saying "When we play in the park with Barney, we spin around on the idea bench and use our imaginations. If you want to play with Barney, use your imagination." rather than the "Today's appearance of Barney is made possible by your imagination" announcement.
 * The video aired on PBS in 2005, being the all another Barney Home Videos to be televised. The first being Barney in Concert (aired during the Barney & Friends Family Marathon) and the others being Barney Safety, Barney's Night Before Christmas and Barney's Great Adventure, Barney's Christmas Star, Barney's Best Manners: Your Invitation to Fun!, Let's Go to the Farm, Barney's Jungle Friends, and Big World Adventure.
 * In any event that the audio for the show would stop working, Sonny Franks would serve as the voice of Barney during the live show is used to home video and ten of these kids (Jackson, Nick, David, Miguel, Rachel, Anna, Laura, Stacy, Kami and Whitney) also appeared in Season 9 episode or Barney's Birthday (2005), We Wish You a Merry Christmas (video), Anyway You Slice It's (2005), Camp WannaRunnaRound (2005) and Barney's Super Singing Island. Three of them (Laura, David and Rachel) also appeared in North American Season 11 episodes "Get Well", "Rhyming Time", and "Habitat" (with Ryan, Olivia, Tracy, Melanie, Amy, Megan, Eva, Nathan, Tyler, Victor, Sofia, Tori, Lily, Noah, Mei, Marcos and Myra).
 * A soundtrack for the 2005 home video was made on CD and Digital, on March 26, 2013 from HIT Entertainment.
 * The version of I Love You except it has Barney singing the first verse and Clowns, The Winkster, BJ, Marching Band Musicians, Baby Bop and the kids join him in the second verse, which uses BJ's Really Cool House.
 * Rachel wears the same clothes and hairstyle in "Look What I Can Do!".
 * Kami wears the same clothes and hairstyle in "Look What I Can Do!".
 * Whitney wears the same clothes and hairstyle in "Barney's Best Manners: You Invitation to Fun!".
 * Nick wears the same clothes from Season 9 episodes. And short hair.
 * Jackson wears the same clothes from Season 9 episodes. And short hair.
 * David wears the same clothes from Season 9 episodes. And short hair.
 * Stacy wears the same clothes and head-banded hairstyle from Season 9 episodes.
 * Miguel wears the same clothes from Season 9 episodes. And short hair.
 * Laura wears the same clothes and hairstyle in My Friends, The Doctor and the Dentist.
 * Anna wears the same clothes and hairstyle in Making a Move!.
 * All of the OH MY GOD! to me I thought that Stage Show was shocked when the holy smokes! dialogue (including that of Phoenix Suns colors balloons Barney and the other dinos BRING ON THE BALLOONS) was live for every performance, unlike future Barney shows. The songs, however, were prerecorded.
 * Five stage show video "Barney in Concert", "Barney Live! in New York City", "Barney's Big Surprise", and "Barney's Musical Castle" were also featured bonus videos in this DVD release, as well as the 2004 video "Barney's Colorful World!" being the bonus episode.
 * This is a remake of the 1991 Live! Show for, "Barney in Concert", the 2001 special, "Barney's Musical Castle", and the 2004 LIVE! Show video of the "Barney's Colourful World!".
 * Actually it happen on Barney Live! in New York City's version.
 * Although this stage show has its very own soundtrack, with all 26 songs (including the ones in the medleys), some of the songs from this concert were also featured in the Barney Songs from the Ship Island album. Specifically, the live version of Barney Theme Song, My Yellow Blankley, A Rock and Roll Star or Try, and Try Again.
 * According to a Variety review, David was absent from the March 16th performance.
 * The circus scenes were included as a bonus feature on the Barney's Super Singing Circus (2008) on DVD.
 * On December 4, 2015, this video got re-released on DVD in Musketeers Collection box set from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment and HIT Entertainment, along with Let's Make Music, Let's Go To The Firehouse and Sharing is Caring. All of them have the opening and closing previews, including This is How I Feel, Barney's Tee-Rific Bugs &amp; Animals, It's Showtime with Barney!, Curious George 3: Back to the Jungle, Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure - The Movie, the ABC promo for The Muppets, an official Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (starts this Christmas), the Learn English with Barney app commercial, the Barbie in Rock 'N Royals trailer and the Kidz Bop 29 commercial.

DVD Bonus Video

 * Barney in Concert
 * Barney Live! in New York City
 * Barney's Big Surprise
 * Barney's Musical Castle
 * Barney’s Colorful World! LIVE!

Quote 1 (English version)

 * (The Rugrats TV intro plays in a small rectangle in the center of the screen. Captions "Paramount Pictures presents" and "A Klasky-Csupo production" fade on and off on top of his rectangle. At the end of the intro, where Tommy squirts his baby bottle. The streams of milk cover the entire movie screen, but drips down with a stereophonic crescendo to reveal "The Rugrats Movie" logo. Fade to black)
 * (The camera is in the forest and move in the direction of a mountain in which there is a temple surrounded with Reptar statues. The Rugrats climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking towards the outside, as the Rugrats race in. Once in the cave, Chuckie stops in his tracks)
 * Chuckie: Aah! This place gives me the goosebumps!
 * (A group of bats fly out of the mouth from one of the Reptar statues)
 * Phil: Perhaps we should go back!
 * Lil: Very bad!
 * Tommy: No! We can't go back now, you guys! Indiana Jones (whips with his jump rope) never goes back!
 * (The Rugrats move near a door shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the mouth is a bright, orange-colored light)
 * Tommy: Hang onto your diapers, babies, we're going in!
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knew!
 * (As Chuckie speaks, Tommy races towards the door. As he gets there, the door locks, but he races in there once it's open, and after he enters, it locks shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they like worms.
 * (Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closes behind them)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave.
 * (Chuckie is hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) But that's alright, because I have Tommy, and he's my best friend. (giggles)
 * (The Rugrats run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a banana split and a trap is released, which causes an enormous rock to roll towards them)
 * Chuckie: Watch out!
 * (The babies start to shout while running like the wind to try escape the rock)
 * Tommy: You guys keep moving!
 * (Suddenly, the floor opens itself in front of them. Tommy, Phil and Lil make the jump, but Chuckie misses it, hanging on the brink)
 * Chuckie: Tommy!
 * Tommy: C'mon, Chuckie!
 * (Back to reality; the rock is Didi's stomach)
 * Didi: Tommy!
 * (The babies shriek and run away)
 * Didi: You children shouldn't be playing in here!
 * (The Rugrats run away at full speed)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) We thought the fun times would last forever.
 * (With that said, the Rugrats run into the glass patio door and fall on the floor)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) But I was hurt.

Quote 2 (English version)

 * Didi: Oh, my.
 * (Betty holds onto Didi as she picks up the Rugrats)
 * Betty: Upsy-daisy, Didi.
 * Didi: Thanks!
 * (Betty opens the patio door and let the Rugrats go out. The grown-ups are having a baby shower for Didi)
 * Susie: Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
 * (Camera zooms out for a panoramic shot of the entire feast)
 * Didi: Glad you could be here, Susie.
 * Woman #1: What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
 * Angelica: Thank you. My mummy's assistant bought it especially for my Aunt Didi's feast.
 * (Susie laughs while making fun of Angelica's dress)
 * Angelica: (to Susie) Don't say a word.
 * (Along the fence, Aunt Miriam is in front of a blackboard, taking bets on the new baby's weight)
 * Aunt Miriam: Alright, I have $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who has 8-7?
 * Man: Twelve!
 * Aunt Miriam: 12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
 * Chazz: Gosh, you can hardly warn she's gained any weight.
 * (While turning over, Didi knocks the table with her stomach)
 * Woman #2: (as she proceeds to clean up the mess) Oh, don't worry.
 * Chazz: I mean, you know from behind.
 * Minka: There you are, Didala. Come. Look what we have for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
 * Didi: A goat? Oh, mum, you shouldn't have.
 * Minka: Nothing better for the little darling than goat's milk.
 * Boris: Except perhaps yak. But you try finding good yak these days.
 * (The babies run here and bump in the goat)
 * Boris: (to the Rugrats) He's saying, "hello". There you go, children, some chocolate coins.
 * (The Rugrats take the coins and hide themselves under the table)
 * Woman #3: Everything I, oh...
 * (On the road to the table, Chuckie bumps into the ladies; they all gasp)
 * (Pan to the bottom of the table)
 * Phil: Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
 * Tommy: Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
 * Chuckie: Oh, you mean, she eventually came?
 * Tommy: Not yet, but they're giving her this big feast, where I'm pretty sure today's the day.
 * Lil: Do you think she got lost on her road to the feast?
 * Tommy: Huh, I don't know. Perhaps we better go look for her. C'mon!
 * (The Rugrats climb out from under the table)
 * Chuckie: Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywhere.
 * (Chuckie bumps into Didi's stomach)
 * Betty: Watch it, pups.
 * Didi: Careful.
 * (Charlotte arrives; as per usual, she's speaking to Jonathan on her cellphone)
 * Charlotte: (on phone) I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I used to live in Camelot to the life of the feast. (to Didi) How's our little man?
 * Didi: I warned you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
 * Betty: Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
 * Aunt Miriam: Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
 * Charlotte: Well, you know what they say, "born under Venus, look for a..."
 * (With that said, Charlotte's phone rings, interrupting her conversation. She immediately replies)
 * Charlotte: (on phone) Hello?
 * Didi: Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a Ph.D. in Latin.
 * Betty: Yes, pig Latin perhaps. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
 * Didi: Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.

Quote 3 (English version)

 * (Cut to the basement, where Stu and Drew are arguing)
 * Stu: Pushy!
 * Drew: Lazy!
 * Stu: Bossy!
 * Drew: Inconsiderate!
 * Stu: Nosy!
 * Drew: Good-for nothing!
 * Stu: Busy-body!
 * Both: Why can't you listen to me?
 * Drew: We're speaking about a real job, Stu, with benefits.
 * Stu: (shouts) I'm not going to waste my life as a clock-punching, paper-pushing, bean-counting... (calms down) Oh, no offense.
 * (Stu proceeds to weld)
 * Drew: You can't even make ends meet now. You have no insurance, no savings and another child on the road!
 * Stu: For your information, bro, I am working on something right now that is going to put this branch of the Pickles family on Easy Street.
 * Drew: What is this time, right, an electric sponge?
 * Stu: Of course not! That was last year. (reveals a skeleton of the Reptar Wagon) This, this is the Reptar Wagon! The ultimate in toddler transportation. The perfect children's toy!
 * (Grandpa fixes an old radio as he speaks)
 * Grandpa: In my day, we had plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the children want.
 * Stu: The Reptar Corporation is holding a toy design contest, and the winner gets $500!
 * Drew: (sarcastically) Ooh!
 * Stu: And there'll be plenty more if this toy's a hit, and I'll be famous!
 * Drew: Oh, yes, yes, yes. That's what you said if you built that stupid fact.
 * (Drew points to a Dactar glider, which is suspended from the ceiling)
 * Stu: Perhaps Dactar was a little complex, but...this...this...watch! (speaking into the microphone, in normal voice) I am Reptar! Hear me roar!
 * Reptar Wagon: (Stu's voice, distorted) I am Reptar! Hear me roar!
 * (The Reptar Wagon spits fire)
 * Grandpa: Dang-flabbit! Can't a man work in his own basement without getting barbecued?
 * Stu: Alright, where perhaps real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.
 * (Drew's clothes are smoldering; Stu sprays Drew with the fire extinguisher)
 * (Cut to Tommy's room, which is remodeled for the new baby. One side is blue, for Tommy's side, which has a gummy bear bed, a grinning poster and a truck with grins painted all over. The new baby's side is pink, with a crib festooned with balloons, and an "It's a girl" banner on the wall. The Rugrats enter the room to their amazement)
 * The Rugrats: Oh!
 * Chuckie: Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
 * Tommy: Yes, it's for my new sister.
 * Phil: How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
 * Chuckie: Yes, we don't even know what she looks like.
 * Lil: Well, she's a girl like me, where we know she'll be beautiful.
 * Angelica: (enters, carrying a big bunch of cookies using the lower part of her dress) Oh, brother! You dumb babies have a lot to learn about the facts of lice. (shoves the Rugrats en route to the table) Now, get out of my road, I have to get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
 * (With that said, Angelica dumps the cookies on a table)
 * Tommy: Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
 * Angelica: I wouldn't be in such a big rush if I was you, Tommy. Because if the new baby gets here, she's gonna get all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mummy and daddy'll forget all about you. I'll be like, "look, deed...there's that little bald child in the house again".
 * Tommy: My mummy and daddy won't forget me.
 * Angelica: That's what Spike said before you were born. Back if his name was Paul.
 * Tommy: Paul?
 * Angelica: Yes, but, then you came along, and they put him out in the rain, and he turned into a dog.
 * Tommy: That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica. My mummy and daddy will love me no matter what!

Quote 4 (English version)

 * (Voice-over: Susie is outside, singing to the tune of the first couple of times of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star", "The Alphabet Song" or "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep". Boris accompanies her on the accordion. Angelica looks on from Tommy's room)
 * Susie: (singing) A baby is very neat; a baby is a special treat.
 * Angelica: Ugh! Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
 * Susie: A baby has a lots of toes; a baby has a tiny nose.
 * (Angelica leaves while the other Rugrats watch from inside)
 * (Cut to outside. All are singing, unless specified)
 * Susie: A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken.
 * (Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move)
 * Susie: A baby has lots of joy...
 * (Angelica barges in)
 * Angelica: A baby will get all the toys!
 * Susie: (spoken, to Angelica) Whatcha doing here? A baby has a grinning face...
 * Angelica: A baby is from outside space!
 * Susie: (spoken, disgusted) Angelica!
 * Angelica: (spoken, taunting) Susie!
 * Susie: A baby is extra fancy...
 * Angelica: A baby poops in his pantsies!
 * Susie: (spoken, frustrated) Cut that out!
 * Angelica: (spoken, defiant) No!
 * (Music switches to a Tejano beat, using different arrangement)
 * (The Rugrats climb outside to watch)
 * Susie: Like a birdie, singing in a tree!
 * Angelica: More like Reptar, shrieking in your ear!
 * Both: A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift...
 * (Angelica does a gagging gesture)
 * Susie: A gift from a Bob!
 * (Cut to under the table, where the Rugrats crawl underneath. Tommy and Chuckie are speaking, while the music continues under)
 * Chuckie: Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
 * Tommy: I don't know. Why?
 * Chuckie: Because if Bob brings a gift, it's probably one of them.
 * (Return to Susie and Angelica; music reverts to "Twinkle, Twinkle", though the Tejano flavor remains)
 * Susie: A baby is very special!
 * Angelica: A baby is, is (shrieks) not!
 * (Song ends; Angelica's shrieking has induced Didi's labor. Didi moans in discomfort)
 * Didi: Oh! Betty, it's time!
 * Betty: It's time? Oh, boy. (to the crowd) Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. C'mon, good girl.
 * (Didi begins her rhythmic breathing)
 * (The other grownups pick up the Rugrats)
 * Grandpa: Up we go, sprout. We have a Pickle to deliver.
 * Charlotte: Let's go to the car, children.
 * (During the rush, the goat breaks loose and destroys the feast. While the goat destroys facts, it sets off the sprinkler system)
 * Charlotte: Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?
 * (The goat comes inside, dragging a chair on his leg)
 * (Grandpa and Tommy look on)
 * Grandpa: Now, that's what I call a baby shower!
 * (Cut to exterior of the Lipschitz Maternity Arts Building; 3 cars race to the front entrance. Cut to interior, looking at a bank of monitors with Dr. Lipschitz's image on each monitor)
 * Lipschitz: (on the monitors) Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center for Holistic Birthing, offering the modern parent the state-of-the-art in primitive birth alternatives.
 * (While Lipschitz speaks, a statue with Lipschitz holding several babies come into view. Then, cut to a board that displays the names of mothers giving birth, in a fashion of the "Arrivals" and "Delays" board at airports. The gang arrives at the reception desk)
 * Nurse: Oh, Mrs. Pickles! You weren't due until next week, now, darling. Well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere, right?
 * Didi: But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural Zen experience in the Tibetan terrace room!
 * Boris: In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
 * (Nurse opens door to a room that has maternity equipment in the middle of a potato field, complete with cows and a farmer)
 * Nurse: Ah, yes, the old country room.
 * Didi: Do you have anything a little cleaner?
 * Nurse: We could try the aquatic immersion room.
 * (The gang looks at a window of a tank that has fish, a sea turtle and ruins, plus the pre-requisite maternity gear. The new mother pictured is in scuba gear, while her doctor is in an old-fashioned sea diver's outfit)
 * Minka: She's having a baby, not a gelfite fish!
 * (A couple of doctors enter; one of them is Dr. Lucy Carmichael)
 * Dr. Lucy: Oh! Stu, Didi, Randy called to say you were on your road. (laughs) I didn't realize you were bringing the entire feast! How far apart are the pains, Karl?
 * Stu: Oh, they're... (Didi squeezes Stu's hand very tight) very much constant.
 * Dr. Lucy: Alright, Didi; let's go and get you settled in, right?
 * (The Rugrats are placed in a playpen)
 * Grandpa: Here you go, sprout.
 * Didi: (to Tommy) Don't worry, darling, mummy's going to be alright.
 * (The grown-ups leave; Didi continues her breathing exercises. Grandpa Lou and Boris sit nearby, getting ready to play cards)
 * Chuckie: Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mummy sure seems upset.
 * Lil: Perhaps your baby sister really is lost.
 * Tommy: Wow! Perhaps we can buy her a new one.
 * (With that said, Tommy pulls out his chocolate coin)
 * Chuckie: Where are we gonna find a baby in a place like this?

Quote 5 (English version)

 * (Pull away to reveal several doctors walking around, carrying babies. The Rugrats, in the usual fashion, break out of the playpen, and crawl out without being caught by Grandpa Lou and Boris, who are too busy playing "Fish")
 * Grandpa: You have any queens?
 * Boris: Go fish!
 * (The Rugrats enter the newborns' nursery)
 * Phil: Hey, a baby store.
 * Lil: Nice and wiggly.
 * Tommy: You guys, help me pick one my mum will like.
 * (The song "The World is Something New to Me" begins as babies cry and Chuckie steps on one of the light switches on the floor. For your convenience, the newborns' lines will be identified by the artist singing it)
 * Lisa Loeb: Where am I?
 * B. Real: How did I get here?
 * Patti Smith: Today is very different than yesterday.
 * Lou Rawls: Well, this is the world?
 * Laurie Anderson: I miss my old womb.
 * Gordon Gano: The wallpaper here just ain't the same.
 * Fred Schneider: This word is something strange.
 * Loeb: I'm wet.
 * Phife: I'm cold.
 * Lenny Kravitz: (waggles diaper) I need a change.
 * All: (tosses the blankets in the air) This world is something new to me.
 * Phife: (on one monitor) Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
 * Dawn Robinson: (on an adjacent monitor) Me either!
 * (Robotic camera zooms in on the next baby)
 * Beck: I'm hungered.
 * Rawls: I'm tired.
 * Jakob Dylan: (pounds the crib floor to make the pacifier bounce) I'm irritated.
 * Rawls: But I love the extra leg room.
 * Smith: (Points to her bellybutton) Man! They cut my cord!
 * Iggy Pop: (Looks in his diaper to see, uh, something Jewish boys get, usually at birth) Consider yourself lucky!
 * Dylan: This world is way too big.
 * Pop: (baby points at Chuckie) And populated by fuzzy pigs.
 * All: This world is something new to me.
 * Schneider: This world is such a gas. (passes the gas)
 * Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson: P.U., where's your class?
 * All: This world is something new to me.
 * (Two baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around)
 * Beck: (shouts) Csendes! Can't a guy get some shuteye?
 * Smith: (shouts) It's so noisy in here.
 * Pop: (shouts) I can barely hear myself suck.
 * (the baby grabs bottle from Chuckie)
 * Dylan: The food here tastes pretty good.
 * Phife: My compliments to the chef.
 * Robinson: And you have to holler to get fed.
 * Rawls: But I could get used to that.
 * (the babies cry; Chuckie falls on the floor onto a light switch)
 * Loeb: This world is way too bright.
 * Beck: Can't somebody turn down the light? (as another baby; looks inside the diaper) Well, that's what that fact looks like.
 * Dylan: All facts here are meant for play.
 * (throws the pacifier; the robotic camera follows it)
 * Schneider: It's gonna be a real cool day.
 * (Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain, while unidentified babies sing: "Da-de-la-de-da", etc.; one of the female babies say "Real cool", while another one says "Look!")
 * All: (as a rainbow forms) This world is something new to me.
 * (The robotic camera retracts and the monitor shuts off as the number ends)
 * (The Grandpas enter the nursery)
 * Grandpa: There you are.
 * Boris: Oy vey! You children gave my ticker such a fright.
 * (With that said, they pick up the Rugrats and leave the nursery. As they leave, they shut the light out, and the rainbow from the musical number fades away)

Quote 6 (English version)

 * (Cut to Didi's room. Apparently, the room she has chosen is the usual, ordinary birthing room. Didi's rhythmic breathing continues, though it's now at a faster pace. The staff works on Didi while Dr. Lucy gives orders)
 * Dr. Lucy: (to Didi) Alright, Didi, you can do it. Push now! (to the staff) Have we got a good reading on the EFM?
 * (Didi shrieks. We cut to what seems to be a graphic representation of a baby being born, from a baby's point of view inside Didi's body. In order, we see a blast of blue light, a group of planets, a school of fish mingling in aquatic plant-life, dinosaurs, dolphins, monkeys, Stonehenge, the Sphinx, atoms, and eventually, a bright light. These items zoom by while the baby is born. A grand version of the Rugrats theme plays under. After the bright light, we cut back to outside Didi's body, yet looking from the baby's point of view, which starts out as out-of-focus)
 * Dr. Lucy: Here it comes.
 * Didi: Gorgeous!
 * Stu: Didi, she's so beautiful. She's...she's a boy!
 * (Now the baby's eyes are in focus)
 * Didi: Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.
 * (Switch back to the audience's point of view, where now we see the new baby in Didi's arms)
 * Stu: Well, I guess we won't be naming him after my mother.
 * Didi: He doesn't look much like a Trixie. What about my cousin Dylan?
 * Stu: Dylan Prescott Pickles.
 * Doctor: Dil Pickles.
 * Stu: Yes, I like it.
 * (Grandpa takes Tommy into Didi's room. After being placed next to Dr. Lucy, Tommy gives her his chocolate coin)
 * Grandpa: Here you go, sprout.
 * Didi: Tommy, I want you to meet someone very special. This is your brother, Dylan. Dil, this is Tommy.
 * Tommy: Baby...
 * Didi: (to Stu) You see that, they already love each other.
 * (Dil tweaks Tommy's nose. Tommy cries, and about a couple of seconds later, Dil cries as well)
 * Betty: Well, that's a start.
 * (Cut to exterior of the Pickles house. Caption: "Four Weeks Later"; a gong sounds. Cut to the kitchen, where Stu and Didi are in their morning clothes, and the kitchen is a big mess. Didi is literally sleeping in the kitchen sink, among the suds. Dil is crying continuously)
 * Stu: Didi, what are we gonna do? He hasn't stopped crying since we brought him home.
 * (Pan to the playpen)
 * Phil: Somehow it's not as much fun around here anymore.
 * Chuckie: Yes! What is your brother so mournful about?
 * Tommy: I don't know! But whatever that is, this must be really bad.
 * Lil: Perhaps he's broken!
 * Tommy: What?
 * Phil and Lil: Broken!
 * (A monkey's head on a cymbal doll that Lil is holding bursts off)
 * Tommy: Broken?
 * (Stu, Didi and a yet-crying Dil walk by)
 * Tommy: He's not broken, he's a...just a little loud!
 * Angelica: Ooh! That baby's getting on my nerves!
 * (Angelica goes into another room and locks the door. Grandpa is in his chair, sleeping as a fishing show is seen. The goat is next to him, also sleeping. Angelica changes the channel and turns up the volume. The first fact she sees is a commercial. Caption: "Coming Soon". The commercial has monkeys and a ringmaster doing tricks in a circus ring)
 * Commercial: Direct from Moscow, the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! Featuring the most amazing monkeys since Brezhnev! This is real monkey business, where Trotsky on down. The Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! (circus logo slides into view)
 * Angelica: (shouts) Grandpa! Can we go to the circus?
 * (The goat bumps into the armchair's back)
 * Grandpa: It's enough of a circus around here already!
 * (Cut to an old steam train, which pulls into a station. Two men, Sergei and Igor, leave the locomotive)
 * Igor: Sergei, you stay here and watch monkeys, I get us coffee.
 * Sergei: No, Igor, you stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.
 * Igor: No! Monkeys watch you, I get coffee!
 * (Cut to interior of the diner, where both men are enjoying their coffee. Igor drinks from a cup, while Sergei drinks from a dish. Both are also eating donuts. Their train is in view through a window, as monkeys climb out and on top of the train)
 * Sergei: I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.
 * Igor: No, it's better in Kiev.
 * Sergei: No, it's better in St. Petersburg!
 * Igor: Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!
 * (While the men argue over the coffee, the monkeys commandeer the train, and were able to move it. Sergei does a spit-take)
 * Sergei: Look! The train!
 * (The men rush out, bumping over tables and other customers)
 * Sergei: Let me out! Stop!
 * (While the men continue shouting, the train races off in the distance. One of the monkeys driving the train puts on an engineer's cap and grins. After it passes a "Danger, Slow Curve" sign, it derails, smashing into the forest. With that said, one of the monkeys climb out, bewildered)

Quote 7 (English version)

 * (Fade into a night scene, where Didi is reading a bedtime story to Tommy)
 * Didi: And then the wizard looked down at the little boy and said: "Your wish has been granted". And the little boy looked......
 * (Dil starts crying again)
 * Stu: Deed! Help!
 * Didi: I'll be back, darling.
 * (Cut to Stu, who's holding Dil at his crib)
 * Stu: All I did was cough, Deed. I tried not to, but I had a feeling in my throat. And then I coughed! And now he's crying! (Dil hiccups) And now he has the hiccups!
 * (Stu sobs)
 * Didi: Oh, Stu.
 * (Didi places a baby pacifier into Stu's mouth. Didi cranks a baby mobile; Stu spits out the pacifier)
 * Didi: Stu, why don't you sing Dil a lullaby?
 * (Dil hiccups)
 * Stu: I'm too tired to sing.
 * Didi: Alright. I'll make something up.
 * Stu: Good.
 * (Tommy holds up his book, but he's ignored)
 * (The couple starts to sing, ad-libbing as they go along)
 * Didi: Baby, please, rest your head.
 * Stu: Yes...now that is time for bed.
 * Didi: (spoken) That's good.
 * Stu: (spoken) Thanks.
 * Didi: You're cuter than....
 * Stu: Uncle Ned!
 * (They both giggle)
 * Didi: Our little...
 * Stu: Uh...quadruped?
 * Didi: (spoken) Oh, Stu. It didn't work. He's yet awakened.
 * Stu: (spoken) I have one. I have one.
 * Didi: (spoken) Alright.
 * Stu: Twinkle! Twinkle! How time flies...
 * Didi: Slowly in the starry heavens.
 * Stu: Baby, please, close your eyes!
 * Didi: Csendes...you're as sweet as....
 * Stu: Apple pies!
 * (Tommy holds up one of Stu's slippers, but he's yet ignored)
 * Didi: As you grow, and love and play....
 * (Didi tucks Dil in his crib)
 * Stu: In our hearts, you'll always stay.
 * (A dejected Tommy walks away with his book and Stu's slipper. Stu kisses Dil)
 * Didi: Well, sleep and dream the night away, right?
 * (Lights are turned out. Dil falls asleep. Didi kisses Dil)
 * Stu: (spoken) Ah, that was good.
 * (Stu and Didi walks out of the boys' room. Tommy is in the closet, holding one of Stu's slippers. He sings his own line of the lullaby, to himself)
 * Tommy: Baby, please, rest your head. Now this is time for bed. Please wait. Don't you see that? I want mum and dad for me.
 * (Tommy sheds some tears. Camera is focused again on Dil, as he hiccups a little)
 * (With that said, where Spike is also forgotten, in the rain. He howls)

Quote 8 (English version)

 * (Fade in to the next day; the Rugrats are playing inside a crate to be used to ship the Reptar Mobile to Japan. Grandpa finds them playing among the foam peanuts)
 * Grandpa: Hey, sprouts, crate's no place for you to play. You wouldn't want to get shipped to Japan with Reptar, now would you?
 * (Grandpa picks up the crate and moves it to the next room)
 * Grandpa: I better put this where I can keep an eye on it.
 * (We see Dil nibbling on what is Tommy's blanket)
 * Chuckie: Dil, that's Tommy's blanket.
 * Tommy: Yes, it used to sleep with me before we even had you!
 * Dil: My blanket!
 * (Dil hits Tommy with his rustler)
 * Chuckie: He's not very nice.
 * (Dil hits Chuckie)
 * Lil: That's not how you get facts from a brother, Tommy.
 * Tommy: It's not?
 * Lil: That is not. Here, watch.
 * (Lil shoves Tommy and Chuckie, but tries to take a Reptar doll from Phil)
 * Phil: Hey, that's my Reptar, Lillian!
 * Lil: Is not Phillip!
 * Phil: Is as well, Lillian!
 * Lil: Is not!
 * Phil: Is as well!
 * Lil: Is not!
 * (Lil tosses Phil to the ground. Arguing stops)
 * Lil: You see, Tommy, now you try it.
 * (Now Tommy tries to get his teddy bear from Dil)
 * Dil: Teddy mine!
 * Tommy: Mine!
 * Dil: Mine!
 * Tommy: Mine!
 * Dil: Mine!
 * Tommy: Mine!
 * Dil: Mine!
 * (Dil gives Tommy a rustler hit. The babies continue to tug at the bear)
 * Phil: Gosh, Tommy learns fast.
 * Lil: Yes.
 * (Grandpa and Stu take the Reptar wagon from the basement)
 * Stu: Hurry, dad, they'll be here to pick it up any moment.
 * (Angelica and Drew come over)
 * Angelica: Daddy, why can't I watch Sherlock Holmes at our house? I'll never be able to hear it with that new baby squeaking the entire time!
 * Drew: Now, darling, daddy has to put in a little overtime today, where that mummy won't be so disgraced of his quarterly earnings.
 * (Stu replies the door)
 * Angelica: Hi, Uncle Stu. I'm sorry to hear your pony is so slow.
 * Stu: Uh, we don't have a pony, Angelica.
 * Angelica: (to Drew) Then how come you warned mummy Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser.
 * Stu: "Loser"?
 * Drew: He-he...I...
 * (Dil cries)
 * Stu: Excuse me, bro. My tax deductions are weeping!
 * (Stu locks the door. Drew opens it again and puts Angelica's facts inside)
 * Drew: You can't deduct them if you don't have any income!
 * (Drew locks the door)
 * (Tommy and Dil are yet arguing over the teddy. The other Rugrats watch, while Chuckie is exhibiting signs of boredom)
 * Stu: Tommy! Dil! Boys, whatcha doing here?
 * Chuckie: Ohh...
 * Stu: Dil...let's say we give Tommy a little turn with the bear, right?
 * (Stu tries to take the teddy bear, causing Dil to cry)
 * Stu: Or not.
 * (Stu returns the teddy to Dil; this stopped Dil's crying, but now Tommy cries)
 * Stu: Hey, champ, why don't you come with me for a moment? I have something to show you that's even better than your old teddy bear.
 * (Stu picks up Tommy and takes him to his workshop. After setting him on the workbench, Stu gives Tommy a pocket watch)
 * Stu: We weren't going to give you this until you were a little bit older, but, I think now's the right time. Shiny, huh? And Grandpa Lou put your picture inside. I know it's hard, Tommy. You have a little brother now, and that's a big change.
 * (Tommy puts down the watch)
 * Stu: Uh, Dil can be pretty hard to get along with, heh? But sometimes little brothers, they aren't everything you'd hoped they'd be.
 * (Stu opens a drawer, shoves a "Zen for Dads" book aside, but pulls out a picture of himself and Drew, if they were children. Stu is wearing a baseball glove, while Drew is holding the bat)
 * Stu: That's why big brothers have had to have faith. And one day, you'll see...he'll change. After all, you have responsibility now. I know I can trust that you'll stick by Dil's side and be a swell big brother.
 * (With that said, Tommy looks at the watch in his hands)
 * Tommy: (thinking) Sensibility.

Quote 9 (English version)

 * (Cut back to upstairs, where a goat is eating Grandpa's newspaper. The Rugrats stand and look at the Reptar wagon)
 * Phil and Lil: Wow!
 * Chuckie: What is that, you guys?
 * Lil: Reptar!
 * Phil: On wheels!
 * Chuckie: What do you think it's for?
 * Phil: I don't know.
 * (Lil climbs into the wagon)
 * Lil: I bet it could take us to the baby store.
 * Phil: Great idea, Lillian. We could take Dil to the hospital and get Tommy's money back.
 * (Lil climbs out)
 * Lil: Yes! It's money back guaranteed.
 * Chuckie: Guys! Guys, Tommy's not gonna be happy about this.
 * (Phil and Lil lug Dil towards the wagon and places him in there)
 * Lil: Well, he's sure not happy now.
 * Chuckie: Well...
 * Lil: You watch. Once Dil goes back to the baby store, Tommy will be happy here.
 * Chuckie: I don't know about this.
 * (Tommy enters the room)
 * Tommy: Whatcha doing here?
 * Phil: Us, uh, actually, Lillian was, uh...
 * Lil: We're taking Dil back to the hospital, Tommy. We're gonna get your money back.
 * Tommy: What? You can't do that. My mummy and daddy wanna keep him.
 * Chuckie: Did you see that?
 * Phil: Why? All he does is cry and poop.
 * Tommy: Well, do you.
 * Phil: I don't cry that much.
 * Tommy: Well, you poop an awful lot.
 * Phil: Look who's speaking, Mr. Chocolate Pants.
 * Tommy: I am not a poopie monster!
 * (Angelica is in the living room, watching "Sherlock Holmes"; it's about to go to a commercial, as the title sequence for that show is displayed)
 * Announcer: (on TV) "Sherlock Holmes, Girl Detective", right after these messages.
 * (Disturbed by the babies' noise, Angelica goes and asks them kindly to make less noise)
 * Phil: What are you happy, Tommy?
 * Tommy: Well, I'm not.
 * Angelica: Hey, babies. Knock it off! Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV!
 * (Dil steals Cynthia from Angelica)
 * Angelica: Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.
 * (Angelica and Dil tug at Cynthia, only for Angelica to lose her grip and fall into the crate)
 * Phil and Lil: Pretty good.
 * (Angelica growls)
 * Tommy: Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.
 * (Angelica grabs Tommy by his collar)
 * Angelica: You wanna ride in a wagon? I'll give you a ride.....to outer space!
 * (Angelica tosses Tommy into the wagon. Then she kicks the Reptar wagon, hurting her foot. She hears on the TV that the show is out of commercial)
 * Angelica: Ow! My show! Next commercial, you babies are in big danger!
 * (Angelica locks the door)
 * Lil: All aboard!
 * Chuckie: (to himself) Just walk away, Chuckie. Walk away. (to the Rugrats) Ooh! Wait for me!
 * (Chuckie climbs into the moving Reptar wagon, which has now left the house, down the street)
 * Phil: Which road to the hospital?
 * Tommy: We're not going to the hospital!
 * Chuckie: Well, we're going somewhere!
 * (Cut back to the house; the goat is eating the foam peanuts. A delivery boy for United Express arrives to pick up the crate. Grandpa is yet asleep)
 * Delivery Boy: Uh, pardon me. Pickup for Pickles to Japan?
 * Grandpa: (while sleeping) Take it away, take it away.
 * (The delivery boy seals up the crate with the goat inside, and carries it out on a hand truck. He gives Grandpa a receipt, laying it on him while he sleeps)
 * Delivery Boy: Yes, have a good day.
 * (Cut to Angelica, watching TV, while Spike barks)
 * Angelica: Pipe down, Spike! Me and Cynthia are watching...
 * (She realizes that Cynthia is missing)
 * Angelica: Cynthia?!
 * (Angelica proceeds to the living room)
 * Angelica: Nice try, babies. Now give me back my..... (gasping)
 * (With that said, Angelica sees that the Rugrats and the Reptar wagon are gone. She only sees Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat)
 * Angelica: (shrieks) CynthiaaaaaAAAA!!!!

Quote 10 (English version)

 * (Fade into the "United Express" plane; the crew has opened up every package and crate on board, finding nothing unusual, except for a goat)
 * Pilot: I've turned this plane upside down, and I assure you that there are no children.
 * Co-Pilot: No.
 * Pilot: We found a child, but he's not the one you're looking for.
 * (Cut to Stu and Grandpa at the controllers' tower, listening)
 * (Stu and Grandpa return home, resuming their search there)
 * Stu: (looking in the closet) Tommy!
 * Grandpa: (looking under the bed) Sprout?
 * Stu: (looking down a stairwell) Dil!
 * Grandpa: (looking in a cookie jar) Angelica?
 * Stu: (looking under the kitchen sink) Where can they be? We have to find them!
 * Didi: (off-screen) Find what?
 * (Stu bangs his head under the sink)
 * Grandpa: Einstein here lost the children.
 * Stu: I lost the children?
 * Grandpa: Did you see that?
 * (Didi gasps and drops her bag of groceries on the floor, with the bag opening on impact and the goods falling on the floor)
 * (Fade back to the forest. The Rugrats come out of the truck, unhurt and start roaming around)
 * Chuckie: Where are we?
 * Tommy: I don't know. It looks kinda like the park.
 * Lil: Only bigger.
 * Chuckie: Bigger? This place is bigger than the park and the backyard all together. This is bad, you guys. This is bad.
 * (Dil begins to groan and grimace. His face has turned a dark pink)
 * Lil: Oh, oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broken again.
 * Tommy: Oh, dear. Dil, are you alright?
 * Phil: I think he's gonna explode.
 * Dil: Poopie.
 * Tommy: What?!
 * Dil: (shouts) Poopie!
 * (A plopping sound can be heard)
 * All: Eww!
 * Tommy: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diaper.
 * Phil: What do you mean, us?
 * (Cut back to home, where police cars and news trucks arrive on the scene)
 * Didi: I can't believe you left them with your father! The man slept through Pearl Harbor, for heaven's sake!
 * Grandpa: I sounded the alarm as soon as I could!
 * (Lieutenant Klavin, a police woman, is there, asking the Pickles various reluctant questions)
 * Lieutenant Klavin: Uh, Mrs. Pickles, did your son have any enemies?
 * Didi: (gasping) Oh...
 * Lieutenant Klavin: Uh-huh. Any underworld or mob connections?
 * Didi: He is a baby!
 * (Meanwhile, back at the forest, Tommy tries to change Dil's diaper. Tommy is powdering Dil's bottom; they all cough as the baby powder clouds up)
 * Lil: The powder goes on his bottom, Tommy!
 * Tommy: Well, I'm doing the best I can.
 * (Dil hits Tommy with his feet)
 * Dil: Pee-pee.
 * (Dil pees)
 * Phil: Watch out!
 * Chuckie: Stop this, Dil!
 * Phil: Get him off me!
 * (Chuckie falls, but a frog jumps on his head)
 * Chuckie: Aah! Frog, frog!
 * (Chuckie runs around before falling in a leaf pile. Then the frog escapes)
 * Chuckie: Your brother made a frog jump on me!
 * Dil: Stop, thief!
 * Chuckie: Vandal!
 * Dil: Outrage!
 * Chuckie: Scandal!
 * Tommy: Hey guys, perhaps you should stop playing around and figure out how to get home.
 * Lil: But, Tommy, we don't even know who we are.
 * Tommy: I do! But I have my responsibility!
 * (Tommy shows his pocket watch)
 * Chuckie: What's a responsibility, Tommy?
 * Phil: Sounds yucky.
 * Tommy: No, it's what you get for being a big brother. It's just like Indiana Jones uses if he has to find his road home.
 * Phil: I thought that's called a compass.
 * Tommy: Well, my dad gave it to me, and he called it a responsibility.
 * Phil: Where's it say to go?
 * Tommy: Well, um, uh, huh. This way. Uh...that's the road! Straight up that hill!
 * (In another part of the forest, Angelica is on a paved road, being towed on her skates by Spike)
 * Angelica: Aah! Bad dog, bad dog! Stop! Aah!
 * (They approach the scene of the mattress truck's smash, complete with tow truck and flares. Spike finds a baby pacifier on the ground and stops, but Angelica keeps going. Spike is tugged along on his leash and falls into a ditch, with Angelica landing square on a branch of the tree. We black out, but Angelica comes to; the first fact she sees is Spike)
 * Angelica: You know, not all dogs go to heaven.
 * (We pan across the expanse of the forest, where we see the incident scene overhead)

Quote 11 (English version)

 * (Cut to Stu and Didi's street, which is jam-packed with police cars and news trucks. The reporters and cameramen gang up at Stu and Didi, grilling them with questions)
 * Channel 3 Male Reporter: Mr. Pickles, is this true you shipped your own children to Tokyo in a wooden box?
 * Channel 11 Female Reporter: Is that true a dingo ate your baby?
 * Black Female Reporter: Mr. Pickles, how many pecks of pickled peppers did you pick?
 * (Rex Pester flies into the scene in his chopper. The other reporters get out of his road. After he lands, he rushes towards Stu and Didi, shoving the other reporters en route. We see Rex Pester through his camera)
 * Rex Pester: (to the camera) Childhood, a time of innocence, a time of joy. A time of unspeakable, unrelenting tragedy. (to Didi) Mrs. Pickles, warn us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
 * Betty: (frustratedly, in Rex's face) Criminy! Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?
 * Rex Pester: (to Betty) I'm so sorry. Forgive me. (back to Didi) Please warn us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
 * (Betty attempts to fight with Rex. Grandpa and Stu hold her back)
 * Betty: Augh! Get him! Let me at him! Alright! Grr!
 * (Cut to the interior of Charlotte and Drew's car. Charlotte is on the phone with Jonathan. The car stops at Stu and Didi's house where they see the commotion)
 * Charlotte: Hold on, Jonathan. There's an alarming crowd at my in-law's indicating either a yard sale or a family tragedy. Let me get back to you.
 * (They come out of the car, as Rex bounds them)
 * Rex Pester: (to Drew) Hey, Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?
 * Drew: (frustratedly) He what?!
 * Rex Pester: Share your pain.
 * (Drew jumps on Stu and fights him)
 * Drew: Hi-yah!
 * Stu: You're breaking my arm!
 * Drew: Only because I can't reach your neck!
 * (Rex goes back to the camera. He displays the pictures of the Rugrats, one by one, while he correctly says their names)
 * Rex Pester: And there you have it. Two sour Pickles and young Tommy, baby Dil, the twins Phil and Lil, little Chuckie and poor Angelica, all vanished without a trace. (caption: "Rex Pester, Big Action News") I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more "Biiiiig Action News"!
 * (Chazz rushes in)
 * Chazz: Mr. Swenson said he saw Angelica and Spike run through his garden and head north on I-99!
 * Charlotte: My baby!
 * Didi: Let's go!
 * (Everyone starts to leave)
 * (Grandpa appears in military fatigues)
 * Grandpa: Private First Class Pickles reporting for duty!
 * Chazz: Just get in. C'mon.
 * (The vehicles drive away towards the forest)
 * (Cut back to the forest. The Rugrats are pulling the Reptar wagon, with Tommy pushing it and Dil inside)
 * Tommy: (to the Rugrats) Good job, you guys. We're almost there. (to Dil) Good, Dil. Now, play nice.
 * (Dil hits Tommy with his baby bottle)
 * Phil: Not much fun back there, is this?
 * Tommy: Oh, we're doing alright. (to Dil) That's some good hitting there, Dilly.
 * (Dil hits Tommy again)
 * Chuckie: I'm hungered. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.
 * Tommy: Stop this, Chuckie. You're making me hungered.
 * (Dil hits Tommy again)
 * (The Rugrats stop at the top of a hill)
 * Chuckie: Oh, dear!
 * Lil: We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
 * Phil: We can't see any houses from here.
 * (We look at the panoramic forest from the top of the hill)
 * Chuckie: We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I warn you!
 * (Pull away, until we see a wolf growling from a distance)
 * (Cut to Stu and Didi, at the scene of the mattress truck incident. They are with Lt. Klavin)
 * Lieutenant Klavin: Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky?
 * (With that said, Lt. Klavin holds the pacifier. Stu and Didi react in shock)

Quote 12 (English version)

 * (Cut back to the Rugrats. Chuckie is weeping)
 * Phil: This is all Dil's fault, right, Chuckie?
 * Chuckie: Uh...
 * Tommy: Uh, uh! This never would have happened if you hadn't put him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?
 * Chuckie: Uh...dear! Uh-uh...
 * Lil: It's not our fault you have a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
 * Tommy: He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...baby! How could you be mad just because you're...
 * (Dil grabs one of the yellow tapes on Tommy's diaper and tears it off; this causes Tommy's diaper to drop off of him)
 * Tommy: Um...standing there all naked? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And besides, it's hot, phew! Exploring in the woods all day. Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.
 * (Dil hiccups)
 * Phil: These hiccups are really starting to bug me.
 * Lil: Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
 * (Then the Rugrats see a small house at the bottom of a hill)
 * Chuckie: Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
 * Tommy: Wow. My possibility does work.
 * Phil: Yes, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?
 * Tommy: Perhaps a wizard lives there.
 * Chuckie: A wizard?
 * Tommy: You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All we have to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. You see that? Then everything will be back to normal.
 * Phil: Thank God!
 * Lil: Thank you, God.
 * Tommy: C'mon, guys! We're off to see the wizard.
 * (Tommy trips on something)
 * Chuckie: Oh, Tommy, are you alright?
 * Tommy: I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
 * (They see a large animal footprint on the ground)
 * Chuckie: Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet, only if he was a giant.
 * Phil: I saw footprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
 * Chuckie: The wolf ate a girl?
 * Phil: They had her out.
 * Tommy: I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say....
 * (An unseen wolf howls in the distance)
 * Phil: That was pretty good.
 * Tommy: I didn't do anything.
 * (The wolf howls again. The Rugrats shriek. They all get into the Reptar wagon and take off)
 * Tommy: Do you see the wolf?
 * Chuckie: I don't know what he looks like.
 * Phil: Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!
 * (Dil pulls a lever to make the Reptar wagon move)
 * Tommy: No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!
 * (We cut to a Disney-esque forest scene, similar to "Bambi", where we see a couple of deer eating off the ground, a pair of chipmunks and gray rabbits kissing each other, a couple of blue birds on a branch singing and a raccoon scampering about; a squirrel and a skunk look on. This serene scene is disturbed as the Rugrats and the Reptar wagon smashes on through)
 * Reptar Wagon: I am Reptar! (roaring)
 * (Then we cut to a forest road, where forest rangers Frank and Margaret are driving around in a Jeep. The radio is playing)
 * Frank: Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? I'm sure you've run afoul of many a frightened pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...... (turns off the radio) huh, how should I put it? Actual danger.
 * Margaret: Danger?
 * Frank: Grizzlies that'll tear the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
 * (The Reptar wagon crosses the road in back of them. Margaret turns around and catches a glimpse of the Reptar wagon)
 * Margaret: And dragons. Hah!
 * (Cut to the Reptar wagon)
 * Chuckie: Tommy, I saw some grownups. Stop! Stop!
 * (Tommy pushes several buttons in vain)
 * Tommy: I don't know how.
 * (The Reptar wagon is barreling toward a cliff at top speed)
 * Lil: Well, I hope you figure it out, because I didn't bring no bathing suit!
 * (They all shriek. Then, the wagon comes to a complete stop at the edge of the cliff. They teeter, but manage not to fall off)
 * Phil: Any further, and I would have needed a fresh diaper.
 * (Dil plays with the brake. The Rugrats shriek)
 * Tommy: Dil, no!
 * (The brake is disengaged and the wagon rolls off the cliff into the river. As the Reptar wagon hits the water, special floaters inflate, keeping the wagon afloat. The tip of its tail doubles as a propeller)
 * Reptar Wagon: Aqua Reptar, engaged.
 * (Fade to the ranger station)
 * Margaret: I'm warning you, I saw a dragon.
 * Frank: Margaret.
 * Margaret: A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I have to call headquarters.
 * Frank: While you're at this, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. Because, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little harder.
 * (With that said, Frank sees the Reptar wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the river)
 * Frank: Aah! Aah! The dragon! I just saw this! I saw that!
 * Margaret: What? Where? Here? Where?

Quote 13 (English version)

 * (We rejoin the search feast. Grandpa finds a clue on the ground)
 * Grandpa: Bingo! Look at here! A wrapper from a Cynthia candy bar.
 * Drew: My Angel! She's been here.
 * Grandpa: Yes, I figure she's tracking the sprouts. It's the Pickles' blood. I myself spent 15 days tracking Raging Bull through the Northwest Territory. The year was 19-
 * (Chazz and Howard return with the news of another clue. Chazz interrupts Grandpa's story)
 * Chazz: Over here! We found some wheel tracks and baby footprints heading into the woods. Actually, Howard found them. I saw them.
 * Stu: That must be in my Reptar wagon.
 * Drew: (sarcastic) It's the perfect children's toy. (frustratedly) You and your stupid inventions!
 * Stu: (thinking) My stupid inventions? (gets an idea) That's it!
 * (Betty grabs a bullhorn from a policeman and speaks into it)
 * Betty: Alright, the pups are in the woods. You men follow these tracks. We'll head to the ranger's station and start the search from there. Now, move! Hut, hut, hut!
 * (Stu, Drew and Grandpa get into the car)
 * Didi: Stu, where are you going?
 * Stu: Trust me, Deed. I have a plan.
 * (Cut to the river, where the Rugrats are floating along in the Reptar wagon. They play pirates)
 * Tommy: Swab the deck, Mr. Phil. Hoist the anchor, number one.
 * (The Rugrats sing)
 * Tommy: A pirate's life is a life for me!
 * Lil: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * Chuckie: I get seasick on the sea!
 * Phil and Lil: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * Phil: Hoist the Reptar flag real high!
 * Tommy: My sword is pointed to the heavens!
 * Lil: You need a patch across your eye! (giggles)
 * Lil: From Zanzibar....
 * Phil: to the sandbar!
 * Phil and Lil: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * Tommy: We search for treasures near and far!
 * Phil and Lil: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * Lil: Beware your ship should cross our path.
 * Phil: We'll shoot a cannon through your mast!
 * Chuckie: Remove your gold coins by half.
 * Dil: Yo oh oh oh!
 * Tommy: A prate's life is the life for me!
 * Phil and Lil: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * Chuckie: (ill) Adventure on the open sea.
 * Phil and Lil: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 * (The song ends as the wagon hits a bump in the river; this jolts Dil and Chuckie overboard. Tommy is able to save Dil, but Chuckie is left in the drink)
 * All: Oh!
 * Tommy: Dil!
 * Chuckie: Help me, Tommy!
 * (Chuckie notices that the water is shallow, and is able to stand up, with the water going up to his pants. After standing up, he feels a wiggling sensation in his pants. He takes out what is causing it)
 * Chuckie: Fish!
 * Phil: Man overboard!
 * Lil: Hang on, Chuckie!
 * (Lil throws a life ring to Chuckie, which he is able to catch. The wagon tows him as if he is water-skiing)
 * Chuckie: Aah!
 * Phil: Look at him go!
 * (Lil giggles and Chuckie shrieks. The twins get Chuckie back on board)
 * Chuckie: Tommy, why didn't you help me?
 * Tommy: I'm sorry, Chuckie, but Dil, he needed me, and he's just a....
 * Phil and Lil: Just a baby!
 * Lil: Whoops!
 * (The Reptar wagon moves closer to the brink of a waterfall)
 * Tommy: Hard to port side. Turn! Turn around! Help me, you guys! Help!
 * (The Rugrats steer the wagon away from the waterfall)
 * Tommy: Dil, no!
 * (Dil places a lever to make the wagon go backward, towards the brink. Tommy switches another lever to steer the wagon away from the waterfall and onto the bank. The landing is hard, throwing the Rugrats onshore. Tommy's watch also flies out of Tommy's diaper, but he catches it before it goes in the water)
 * (Cut back to home, where the guys are in the garage)
 * Stu: I knew my Dactar would come in handy.
 * (With that said, Stu tries to lower Dactar down with a rope, but Dactar, as parts of the ceiling, collapse on Stu and Grandpa)
 * Stu: Dad, are you alright? (Grandpa is sleeping) Oh, dad.

Quote 14 (English version)

 * (Cut back to the forest)
 * Chuckie: Do you think we'll yet be able to find the wizard's house, Tommy?
 * Tommy: Sure, Chuckie. Long as I got my responsibility, we'll never be lost.
 * Phil: Which road are we supposed to go?
 * (Tommy uses his watch to find his road)
 * Tommy: Um...uh...um...that fashion.
 * (The Rugrats follow a trail. Time passes)
 * Chuckie: Hey, look, footprints. Perhaps there's other babies around here.
 * Lil: These are our footprints, Chuckie.
 * Phil: You're leading us around and around, Tommy.
 * Tommy: B-but it was working before.
 * Lil: I don't think it ever worked. I think your responsibility's broken, just like your brother.
 * Tommy: My brother is not broken!
 * Lil: He pulled the lever!
 * Phil: He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi.
 * Lil: We could have been drowned.
 * Chuckie: Hey, you guys? Clown? Clown!
 * Tommy: What is this, Chuckie?
 * Chuckie: Clown!
 * (Chuckie points to a rail car with a clown's face painted on it)
 * Phil: What's a train doing in the middle of the forest?
 * Lil: Perhaps some giant baby lost his choo-choo.
 * (The door of the rail car slowly opens. A figure, which looks like some sort of mysterious person opens. In reality, it is actually three monkeys hiding underneath the clothes. From here on, a sense of mayhem prevails while Devo's "Witch Doctor" plays over)
 * Devo: Eee! Eek! Ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
 * (Four more monkeys emerge from the top of the car; one of these is wearing a yellow hat, while the other is wearing a pink dress and carrying a parasol)
 * Devo: Ooh eee, ooh ahh ahh, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
 * (The top monkey, the one with the starry hat, razzes)
 * (The Rugrats try to run away, but find themselves surrounded by a circle of monkeys)
 * Devo: You want to learn something that I can teach to you, you want to know a secret that I swear is right.
 * (A monkey holds onto Chuckie while another monkey, in a tree, pulls by its tail)
 * Devo: Monkey's we have more fun than humans ever do.
 * (A monkey smashes through a picture of a palm tree. Then, he, smashes through a picture, banging on a drum. A compartment opens, with another monkey, with another drum. In THAT drum, yet another monkey with yet another drum exits, though this time, it's an upright snare drum. A fourth monkey bursts through the top of that drum and "drums" on the 3rd monkey's head)
 * Devo: Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
 * (A monkey takes Tommy away in a trike. 2 more monkeys, one of them with a bow on her head, walk on their hands while Phil and Lil ride on their feet. They smash down)
 * Devo: Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
 * (Chuckie and another monkey are up in a tree. The monkey steals his glasses, causing Chuckie to fall down. The monkey with a wizard's cap pulls out a pillow to catch Chuckie, but then pulls away. As Chuckie is about to smash, another monkey in a tree pulls Chuckie back up with his tail, tosses Chuckie up in the air, and lands in the arms of another monkey, which gives back Chuckie's glasses)
 * Devo: We learn to climb and swing before we learn to run. We like to party, and there's room for everyone. Come by and see us if you really wanna have some fun.
 * (2 monkeys fight in front of the Reptar wagon; they run away after Dil bonks them in the head with his bottle)
 * Devo: Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
 * (The parasol monkey "parachutes" off the top of the car, with another monkey holding on. Phil and Lil follow with a skeleton of a parasol, but smashes)
 * Devo: Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
 * (A monkey peels bark from a branch and eats the bugs inside. 4 other monkeys eat the bugs off the camel's back. Lil takes a bug off the 4th monkey's back, but Phil swipes it from her, but eats it)
 * Devo: You'll never see us tired because we're way too smart for working, a monkey knows a lot more than a man.
 * (3 monkeys hold onto Chuckie as he dives down; his glasses land on Dil's head, but is promptly stolen by the parasol monkey, along with Dil's bottle, which is given to the monkey's "baby")
 * Devo: We love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas, don't you know we never need a plan.
 * Dil: Mine! Mine!
 * (Instrumental portion of the song plays under while the Rugrats continue prancing with the monkeys)
 * Dil: Waahhhh!!!!
 * Tommy: What? What do you want?
 * Dil: Hungry, hungry.
 * (Tommy goes to tend to Dil as the song continues; Chuckie falls on the ground and lands on a monkey's back. The monkey rides Chuckie off someplace)
 * Devo: Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh... (fades)
 * Tommy: Oh, but I really wanna go play with the monkeys.
 * (Tommy opens a jar of banana baby food and gives it to Dil, which feeds himself. While doing this, the monkeys catch a whiff of the banana aroma and steal the diaper bag)
 * Dil: Hungered, hungered.
 * (Dil eats the banana baby food and makes a mess of himself. Tommy tosses the jar away and is about to get another one as the monkeys come and steal the diaper bag)
 * Tommy: Watch my brother. I have to get the diaper bag.
 * (The monkeys start to lick Dil, which is now covered with creamed bananas)
 * Chuckie: Hey, leave him alone. He's not a banana!
 * (Chuckie tries to pull Dil away from the monkeys)
 * Chuckie: Oh, dear! Hey, guys, help! There's a monkey who's trying to take Tommy's brother!
 * (pause for intermission)
 * Phil: Well?
 * Chuckie: Oh, just help me, alright? (to the monkeys) Let go of my hair! Hey, you!
 * (Dil flies into Phil and Lil's arms, but a monkey tries to steal him. Meanwhile, another monkey tries to steal Chuckie's glasses)
 * Chuckie: Let go!
 * Phil and Lil: Alright!
 * (Phil and Lil let Dil go; the monkey takes him away. The other monkeys follow. The monkey that steals Chuckie's glasses strategically leaves them on the ground)
 * Chuckie: Oh, this is just great. I warn you, that can't get any worse than...
 * (Chuckie steps on his glasses)
 * Chuckie: This.
 * Phil: At least the monkeys are gone.
 * Lil: Yes. And they took baby Dil with them.
 * (The monkeys climb a tree with Dil)
 * (In another part of the forest)
 * Angelica: Hey, Spike! Where are you going, you dumb dog?
 * (Angelica trips on a stone)
 * Angelica: Hey, you! My roller blade is cracked. Oh, Cynthia. Are they taking care of you? Will they know how to comb your hair, or change you into your sports jumper with matching neckerchief at lunchtime?
 * (Spike appears in front of her. Also, the wolf is in back of her as well. Angelica takes off one of her skates and tosses towards the camel's back, unknowingly striking the wolf's head)
 * Angelica: Pee-yew, Spike! Dog breath! Spike?
 * (With that said, Spike runs away very swiftly, with Angelica following him on his leash, shrieking. Angelica never sees the wolf, who looks at her and growls)

Quote 15 (English version)

 * (Back home, Stu is getting ready for takeoff with Dactar)
 * Stu: Don't worry. This time she'll fly. I'm facing into the wind.
 * (The handlebars come loose. Dactar is attached by the rope to Stu's car, driven by Grandpa)
 * Grandpa: He's ready?
 * Chazz: No.
 * Grandpa: Go?
 * Chazz: No!
 * Grandpa: Alright, then!
 * (Grandpa drives off; Stu shrieks as Dactar flies haphazardly)
 * (Back in the forest, the Rugrats, minus Tommy, discover that Dil is replaced with a monkey)
 * Chuckie: Oh, this is bad! Bad!
 * Phil: Csendes! Here comes Tommy.
 * Lil: Put the blanket on him.
 * Tommy: Alright, guys! I have it.
 * Chuckie: Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.
 * Phil: Oh yes, we better go.
 * Tommy: I have to finish feeding my brother.
 * Lil: I don't think he's hungered.
 * Chuckie: Yes. Besides, he's, um...
 * (Tommy lifts the blanket)
 * Tommy: A monkey?
 * Phil: Wow! Look at that!
 * Tommy: My brother turned into a monkey?
 * (Lightning strikes from a distance)
 * Chuckie: C'mon, Tommy. We have to get outta here.
 * Tommy: I can't go home with my brother being a monkey!
 * Chuckie: Oh, but, Tommy, we have to get to the wizard's house.
 * Tommy: That's it! I'll get the wizard to wish him back into a people!
 * Phil: The wizard's only going to give us one wish.
 * Chuckie: Yes, and if you use it up on Dil, how are we gonna get home?
 * Tommy: He's my brother, Chuckie! I have to wish him back!
 * Lil: You can't do that!
 * Tommy: Yes, I can! What have you done if Phil turned into a monkey?
 * Lil: That's different. I like Phillip! Besides, you'd be wasting your wish any matter, because that's not even your brother.
 * (Tommy and Chuckie gasp in shock)
 * Lil: Wait a moment.
 * Chuckie: What Lillian means is......um...the monkeys kinda took baby Dil, and we just---we thought you wouldn't mind a baby monkey instead.
 * Tommy: What?
 * Lil: Look, Tommy, nobody likes him!
 * Phil: We're gonna find that wizard, Tommy. You can find your brother by yourself!
 * Tommy: Will you help me, Chuckie?
 * Chuckie: I'm sorry, Tommy.
 * Tommy: But-but you're my best friend.
 * Chuckie: Yes? Well, if-if I'm your best friend, but how come if I got thrown up on, you didn't help me? What? And if I fell overboard, you didn't help me. And then if the monkey grabbed me, you didn't even care about my boo-boo.
 * Lil: Face it, Tommy. You don't have a best friend no more. All you have is a brother.
 * Tommy: Oh, um...well, fine! I'll go find him by myself.
 * (Tommy goes off to find Dil, leaving the other Rugrats behind. It starts to rain. The "baby" monkey escapes)
 * (In another part of the forest, Spike is afraid to go any further)
 * Angelica: You dumb bloodhound! Well, fine! I hope you turn into a frog. (Makes a face) Nyah! I'll find Cynthia myself!
 * (Angelica sings her version of "One Road or Another", in music video-style fashion)
 * (During the song, Angelica crosses a creek, rides a log in a river, climbs a mountain, then a tree, but goes through some sort of canyon with Tommy and Dil's heads chiseled on, before climbing another mountain with Cynthia on top, though Cynthia magically becomes Spike)
 * Angelica: One road or another, I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you. One road or another, I'm gonna win you. I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you. Cynthia, oh, Cynthia, I need to see you. I need to see you, see you, see you. From that child or his brother, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you, I'll get you. I'll find the entire diaper bag. And if you're torn or you're hurt, I'll push them in dirt. Yes!
 * (Angelica stamps her foot into the handle portion of Spike's leash, which causes Spike to run. Music continues under while Angelica yells at Spike)
 * Angelica: Aah! Ooh! Oh! Stop! I said stop! Cynthia!
 * (Back in another part of the forest, Tommy finds Dil with the monkeys. Dil is crying)
 * Tommy: Hey, you! Gimme me back my brother! Shoo!
 * (Tommy tries to tug Dil away from the monkeys)
 * Tommy: Oh! Get outta here, you monkeys! Stop this!
 * (The wolf howls off-screen. The monkeys leave)
 * Tommy: C'mon. Let's get outta this rain.
 * (Cut to the ranger's station. A frightened Frank is speaking to Margaret)
 * Frank: I know you rookies can get emotional and lose your minds, but veterans like me know the thing is to remain calm and cool and collected.
 * (The Rugrats' parents enter, panicking. Frank falls from his chair)
 * Didi: Well, please, our children are lost in the storm. You have to help us.
 * Frank: (Delirious) There's dragons out there! I'm a park ranger, not a knight of the round table! Go find somebody with a lance!
 * Margaret: Never mind him. Come with me.
 * (With that said, Margaret leaves with the grown-ups, leaving Frank alone)
 * Frank: (panicking) What are you---come here--I have--the dragon...

Quote 16 (English version)

 * (Cut to under a tree, where Tommy and Dil has taken refuge)
 * Tommy: We'll just have a little bottle and take a nice nappy, and everything will be alright.
 * Dil: Mine! Mine!
 * (Dil steals the baby bottle)
 * Tommy: But, I'm hungered, as well.
 * (Tommy tries to grab the bottle from Dil)
 * Tommy: Stop this! Dil, that's enough! Stop that! Unh!
 * (Dil laughs and finishes off the bottle)
 * Tommy: You didn't leave any for me!
 * Dil: (burp) All gone. (giggles)
 * (Tommy tosses a bottle to the ground, but gets a blanket from the bag; covering both of themselves with it. Tommy and Dil try to sleep. Dil tries to have the blanket all to himself)
 * Tommy: Oh.
 * (Dil's leg peeks out of the blanket)
 * Tommy: Dil?
 * (Now Dil's arm peeks out)
 * Tommy: Dil!
 * (Dil grabs the blanket from Tommy and covers himself with it)
 * Dil: (shouts) My blanket! My blanket!
 * Tommy: Dil!
 * Dil: My blanket! My blanket!
 * Tommy: I need some blanket, as well.
 * Dil: Mine! Mine! Mine!
 * Tommy: Mine!
 * Dil: Mine!
 * (Tommy and Dil pull the blanket on opposite ends, in a tug-of-war fashion; the blanket tears and Tommy falls into a mud puddle)
 * Dil: (giggles) Yucky look.
 * Tommy: (frustrated) You think it's funny? Phil and Lil was right! You're a bad, naughty boy, and you're never gonna get any better! I'm through being your big brother! I don't want my responsibility no more!
 * (Tommy tosses his watch against a tree; miraculously, as they say in these Timex commercials, "it takes a licking and keeps on ticking". Meanwhile, a group of monkeys look on nearby)
 * Dil: Monkey! My monkey! Mine!
 * Tommy: (yet frustrated) You want monkeys? Oh, alright. I'll give you monkeys. You'll have a monkey mummy and a monkey daddy and a monkey brother! I should've let my friends take you back to the hospital, but, no, I said, "he didn't mean it", I said. (He kicks a frog) "He was only playing". (He kicks an empty baby bottle) Well, I was wrong! Now, I don't even have friends.
 * (He tosses out a diaper, a container of baby powder, baby wipes and Cynthia, which the monkeys all grab)
 * Tommy: Dil wants monkeys, and monkeys want bananas. Well, everybody gets what they want!
 * (Tommy brings the baby food to Dil and gets ready to use it to cover Dil)
 * Dil: My banana. My banana.
 * (Dil looks at Tommy, while lightning strikes above. Dil is very frightened)
 * Dil: T-T-T-
 * (Tommy has calmed down and is back in a right frame of mind. He sets the baby food down and hugs Dil, as the monkeys look from a tree)
 * Tommy: I'm sorry, Dil.
 * Dil: Toto.
 * Tommy: It's alright, Dil. Everything is gonna be alright.
 * (Camera zooms in to Tommy's watch, which is yet on the ground)
 * (In another part of the forest, Phil and Lil pushes a frightened Chuckie on, even though the lightning makes a tree resemble scary monsters. Then, lightning strikes a tree. They all run for cover, with Phil accidentally leaving his blue shoes behind near a fallen tree trunk)
 * Chuckie: Phil? Lil!
 * (Chuckie sees Phil's shoes, though its placement leads Chuckie and Lil to think that a tree has fallen on him)
 * Chuckie: Aah! Ohh! Oh. Phil.
 * Lil: Chuckie?
 * Chuckie: He always loved climbing on trees. Now a tree's climbed on him.
 * (Lil is weeping, while she holds Phil's shoes)
 * Lil: He was my favorite brother. Speak to me, Phillip!
 * Phil: (off-screen) Have you guys seen my shoes?
 * Lil: Phillip!
 * Chuckie: (gasping)
 * (Lil hugs Phil)
 * Lil: I don't like this adventure anymore, Phillip.
 * Phil: Gosh, Chuckie, this time we really are doomed.
 * Lil: Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! (weeps)
 * Phil: Snap out of it, Lillian! We have to find the wizard!
 * Chuckie: I don't know, guys. If we find the wizard and Tommy doesn't, how's he ever gonna get home?
 * Phil: What are you concerned about him for? He's the one who was gonna let you get eaten by a fish!
 * Lil: All he cares about now is baby Dil.
 * Chuckie: Yes, well, somebody has to. Don't they?
 * (Back under the tree, Dil cries. Tommy sings him a lullaby, similar to what he sung earlier in the film)
 * Tommy: Baby, please, rest your head. Soon we will be home in bed. Until then, I'll protect...you like no other. You're alright for a little brother.
 * Dil: My Tommy.
 * Tommy: My Dil.
 * (With that said, Dil hiccups. Dil offers to share his blanket with Tommy. Tommy and Dil fall asleep. The camera pulls away upward from the tree; the storm ends and the heavens begin to clear)

Quote 17 (English version)

 * (In another part of the forest, the grownups are yet looking for the Rugrats. The Jeep that they are riding in gets stuck in the mud)
 * Didi: (weeping) Oh, we'll never find them. Can't you do something?
 * Margaret: C'mon, baby. C'mon!
 * Stu: (on CB) Heavenly Pickle to ground Pickle.
 * Didi: Stu, Stu, is that you?
 * (Cut to Stu, flying in his Dactar glider)
 * Stu: Roger that, Deed. We have aerial search!
 * (Stu collides into a flock of ducks)
 * (Back to the forest; the monkeys gang up on Tommy and Dil)
 * Tommy: Oh, dear. N-nice monkeys. Ohh.
 * (Out of nowhere, Phil and Lil come to the rescue)
 * Phil: Not so fast, you monkeys!
 * (Phil and Lil pull the monkeys away by their tail)
 * Tommy: Lil! Phil! You came back! Oh, but-but where's...
 * (Chuckie is driving the Reptar wagon at full speed. The monkeys get out of the wagon's road)
 * Reptar Wagon: Grrr! I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!
 * Tommy: Chuckie!
 * Chuckie: (to Tommy) Hi, Tommy!
 * (Chuckie reaches for a jar of baby food in the wagon)
 * Chuckie: Hey, monkeys! You want bananas? Well, come and get 'em!
 * (Chuckie runs with the baby banana food, with the monkeys following him)
 * Lil: Gosh, I never knew he was so brave.
 * Phil: Yes. We're gonna miss him. Well, we better get in the wagon and get outta here.
 * Tommy: No! You guys take Dil and go look for the wizard. I have to go help my best friend.
 * (Tommy starts walking around with his watch)
 * (Cut to Angelica, who's at the site of the train wreck, yet being towed by Spike)
 * Angelica: Ohh! Aah! Ooh! Dumb dog. There's no babies around here. Aah!
 * (Angelica smashes into Chuckie)
 * Angelica: There you are! Hand over my Cynthia, Finster.
 * Chuckie: Run, Angelica! The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming!
 * Angelica: What?
 * (Chuckie runs from Angelica; a herd of monkeys follow. One of the monkeys conveniently drop Cynthia near Angelica)
 * Angelica: Cynthia!
 * (Another monkey tries to steal Cynthia)
 * Angelica: Hey! Ohh! Stop!
 * (Angelica grabs the monkey by the tail and is once again towed away)
 * (Spike finds Tommy and licks him)
 * Tommy: Spike! You found me!
 * (Chuckie trips on a stone near a cliff; he is surrounded by the monkeys. The camera pans away to show the river, and on the other side of that bridge, that wolf. Tommy rides Spike towards Chuckie, who opens the stewed bananas and tries to pour them into the river, but the wind slops the food onto Chuckie)
 * Chuckie: Ugh! Oh! Ohh! Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys. I was only joking. Don't be mad at me. Well, please? Alright. HEEELLLPPP!!!
 * (The monkeys pounce onto Chuckie and try to lick the food off)
 * (Tommy and Spike come to the rescue; they chase the monkeys away)
 * Chuckie: Tommy! Thank heavens!
 * (Spike licks Chuckie)
 * Tommy: C'mon, Chuckie!
 * (Tommy pulls out his pocket watch and points it at the direction of a fire tower)
 * Tommy: Chuckie! The wizard's house! Let's find the others! We haven't a moment to lose!
 * (Tommy and Chuckie ride on Spike's back. Camera pans in the air to the Reptar wagon, parked at a distance)
 * Chuckie: Oh, hey, that's not fair. Ohh! Ohh! Spike! I can't look! I can't look!
 * (A low branch knocks Tommy and Chuckie off. Spike runs off)
 * Tommy: Spike! Spike!
 * (The monkeys find Tommy and Chuckie and gang up on them)
 * (Meanwhile, back at the Reptar wagon, Dil plays with the brakes, thinking that its round handle is a ball)
 * Dil: My ball!
 * (The brakes disengage, and the wagon rolls off)
 * (Back with the monkeys)
 * Chuckie: Don't let them take me, Tommy! I don't wanna be a monkey boy!
 * (Phil and Lil see Tommy, Chuckie and the monkeys)
 * Phil and Lil: Aah!
 * Tommy: Aah!
 * (The twins pull Tommy and Chuckie in as the wagon rolls by)
 * Reptar Wagon: Hang onto your diapers, babies. Grr!
 * Phil: Good one, Dil.
 * Tommy and Lil: Thanks, Dilly. Woo, hoo, hoo!
 * Tommy: Thanks, Dil.
 * Lil: Dilly, you're my hero! (kisses Dil) Farewell, monkeys!
 * (Meanwhile, Angelica is yet being towed by a monkey)
 * Angelica: Aah! Oh! Stop this!
 * (She bites the monkey's tail. The monkey runs off in pain, leaving Cynthia behind. Angelica picks up Cynthia and kisses it)
 * Angelica: Cynthia!
 * (The Reptar wagon passes by)
 * Angelica: Hey, you stupid diaper bag! Wait for me!
 * (Angelica jumps on while Phil and Lil fend off 2 monkeys)
 * Angelica: Dumb monkeys!
 * (The wagon goes on some railroad tracks, smashing a "Do Not Enter" sign and going through a tunnel. Then, it goes to a rickety old bridge over the river)
 * Angelica: After all I've done for you babies, you were gonna leave me and Cynthia behiiiiind!
 * (The Reptar wagon hits a missing board on the bridge. Angelica, who is sitting on Reptar's tail, catapults off into the air)
 * Phil: I didn't know she could fly.
 * Lil: I think it's because she's a witch.
 * (Angelica dangles on a broken board by a strap on her jumper)
 * Tommy: Hang on, Angelica!
 * (With that said, Angelica's other skate comes loose and goes over the falls)

Quote 18 (English version)

 * (Fade to Rex Pester's helicopter. A pilot is flying the chopper while Rex is both reporting and taping with the camera)
 * Rex Pester: A truckload of babies and their pet horse lost in the woods. Our hearts go out to their grief-stricken parents...
 * (Stu's Dactar smashes into the chopper; Stu shrieks in panic)
 * Rex Pester: Watch out, Pickles! Now look what you've done!
 * (Stu moans. He flights the pilot over the controls)
 * Rex Pester: Are you out of your mind? Get out!
 * (Rex pushes Stu and Dactar away from the chopper, but breaks the controls off incidentally. The chopper goes into tailspin and smash-lands into the forest)
 * Stu: Whoa!
 * Rex Pester: (weeping) And I never won an Emmy!
 * (Stu is flying again on his Dactar, though haphazardly)
 * Stu: Oops. Hang on, Tommy. We're coming, Dil. Oh! Ah!
 * (A couple of screws come loose, though Stu yet flies)
 * (Meanwhile, back on the bridge, the Rugrats are yet trying to rescue Angelica)
 * Angelica: Ugh! Hurry up, babies!
 * (The monkeys return)
 * Chuckie: Don't let them take me!
 * Angelica: Don't let them hurt Cynthia!
 * Lil: I don't think they're going to take anyone. Look!
 * (The monkeys leave)
 * All: Yay!
 * Lil: Yes! Go home, monkeys!
 * Angelica: Hooray! Dumb-dumb monkeys!
 * (The wolf appears at the foot of the bridge and slowly goes towards the Rugrats)
 * All: Oh!
 * Chuckie: We wanna go home. We wanna go home.
 * (The wolf gets closer, growling)
 * All: Aah!
 * Dil: Yucky!
 * (Then Spike appears from nowhere and fights the wolf)
 * All: Yay!
 * Tommy: Yay, Spike!
 * Dil: Spike, Spike!
 * (Spike and the wolf are fighting too close to the edge of the bridge)
 * Tommy: Oh, dear, Spike! Spike!
 * Lil: You have to get outta there, Spikey!
 * Angelica: Yo, dumb wolf!
 * (Angelica makes a face, in an effort to divert the wolf from Spike. The wolf starts to go toward Angelica. As he is about to bite her, Spike bites his tail and drags him down, while they both slowly go through a hole in the bridge)
 * All: Spike!
 * (Both Spike and the wolf fall into the river)
 * Dil: Spike?
 * Tommy: Oh, Spike.
 * (All the Rugrats weep)
 * Angelica: Dumb dog! Why'd you have to go and...... (sobs)
 * (Cut to Stu and Dactar)
 * Stu: Deed, I found them! They're over by the ranger station! I'm going in-n-n-n!
 * (Dactar smashes for the last time, into the ranger's station. Stu, all woozy, gets up on his feet, wearing Dactar's remnants, and walks towards the bridge)
 * Stu: Ahh!
 * All: The wizard!
 * Stu: Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
 * All: Ohh!
 * (Tommy pulls up his diaper and speaks to the wizard)
 * Tommy: Please, Mr. Dark, we wish we could go.....no. We wish we had our doggy back.
 * Stu: Watch the sunburn!
 * (Stu bursts through the bridge. Then, we hear Spike bark from under the bridge; actually, he's alive, and so is Stu)
 * Tommy: Spike!
 * Phil: He's alive!
 * (Spike licks Stu, who lies on one of the bridge's support arms below)
 * Lil: Thank you, Mr. Dark!
 * (Tires screech and headlights shine. The other grown-ups run towards the babies. Then, the parents pick up their own babies and embrace them)
 * Didi: My babies! My babies! Oh, Dil! My darling!
 * Howard: We're here! Betty--Betty and daddy are here!
 * Betty: You rascals!
 * Chazz: Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
 * Charlotte: Angelica, darling, everything's going to be alright!
 * Angelica: Oh, mummy, oh, daddy!
 * Chazz: (off-screen to Chuckie) Did you miss me? You alright?
 * (The monkeys look on in bewilderment. Charlotte's phone rings. Instead of replying it, she tosses it into the water. Grandpa pulls Stu up with a rope)
 * Grandpa: (to Stu) You have the Pickle spirit, son. Perhaps not the brain, but the spirit.
 * Didi: Oh, Stu, you did it! You found our boys.
 * (Stu picks up Tommy and Dil. Tommy drops his watch; Stu picks it up, yet in perfect shape)
 * Stu: Yes, I guess I did so.
 * (Igor and Serge arrive in a police car to recover their monkeys)
 * Igor: My furry little comrades!
 * Serge: Splendid monkeys, come to daddy. Who's your daddy?
 * (We look through the viewfinder of a reporter's video recorder)
 * Reporter: Babies and monkeys, lost. Now both found.
 * Rex Pester: This is my story, pal!
 * (An injured Rex shoves the reporter out of sight)
 * Rex Pester: I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned!
 * (The monkeys gang up on Rex and fight him. Camera cuts to static)
 * Rex Pester: Aah! No, not my tepee! No!
 * Betty: Go get him, you little simians! Hey, Rex, time for your close up!
 * Chazz: Oh, dear, too bad.
 * (Dil drinks his bottle, but shares it with Tommy)
 * Stu: I'm sorry about all this, Drew.
 * Drew: It's alright, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
 * (With that said, everyone walks away from the bridge and speaks among themselves. Margaret pulls the Reptar wagon)
 * Stu: Remember there was Reptar?
 * Drew: Oh yes, I remember that. Got mud all over.....

Quote 19 (English version)

 * (Fade back to the Indiana Jones sequence, where the Rugrats enter the temple)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) And that was our big adventure. The monkeys found their daddies, and we all had to go home and have fried baloney sandwiches. But not Dil, because he had no teeth.
 * (Dil, wearing a viking helmet, rides on Chuckie's back. They climb and grab the icon as before, but this time, Didi gets a hold of it)
 * Chuckie: (voice-over) But if you think facts went back to the road they were before, you're wrong, because now, thanks to Baby Dil, they were even better! (Chuckles)
 * (After Dil grabs the icon, they all start to topple. But before they hit the ground, we go back to reality, in the kitchen with a banana split. After they fall, Dil slides to the stove with the split; as he hits the stove, the split remains intact. With that said, cut to the Rugrats cheering)
 * Chuckie: Way to go, Dilly!
 * (Freeze-frame, but fade out)

Quote 20 (English version)

 * (after the song, "I Love You")
 * Barney: I sure had a great time today at the Great Western Forum, and I hope you all did as well! But before we go, give yourselves a great big hooray for making today so extra special! One, two, three!
 * All: Hooray!
 * Barney: Thanks for coming! Farewell, everybody! See you soon!
 * Marching Band Musicians: Good night, everyone.
 * BJ: See you later, guys!
 * Clowns: Farewell, my friends.
 * Baby Bop: Farewell!
 * The Winkster: See you next time!
 * (The dinos, the children and the Winkster say their final farewells as the outro music from Barney's Musical Castle and Barney's Colorful World plays.)
 * (The cast exits, as Barney exits and stops)
 * Barney: Please, wait. You can't leave without a kiss farewell, well, here it comes. *gives a kiss farewell*
 * (Heart-shaped confetti, steamer and says 24:25 "HAPPY NEW YEAR". As everyone cheers, the balloons drop on down on the stage and the audience)
 * (Instrumental of the second verse for "I Love You" plays)
 * Barney: Farewell, everybody! So long! See you later! Thanks for coming! And remember, I love you! Farewell! Sleep tight, good night.
 * (With that said, Barney says his final farewells and stays on stage until the curtains eventually close ending the show, before the end credits)