The Best of Barney 2008 Aired on CBS (September 9, 2002) Part 2


 * (Meanwhile, it cuts to another kingdom. This time...at Queen Uberta's kingdom, Chamberg)
 * Queen Uberta: (giggles emotionally) More birthday wishes. (has an entire mass of birthday letters) I love it! I love how my fellow royals shower me with praise and respect. (picks up one letter) Ah...the Duke of Wicksam. (reads letter) Dearest Uberta, don't be mournful, don't be blue, we yet think you're nifty, you're always here, you're always kicking, even though you're (shocked to see the number) 50! (disgusted rage) Oh, that he should even mention the very number! (reads the next letter) Well...you're turning f (does a counter response) But I have a number for you, buddy! 86!
 * (Uberta throws the letter, only to read the next one, which gives her a jump fright as it reveals her exact age in big numbers)
 * Queen Uberta: (wheezing mournfully) Where is Derek's letter? Surely he wouldn't treat me so impolitely. (begins searching for his son's birthday letter) Where is this? (about Derek's busy stuff) Oh, he's so busy with his new kingdom, he's forgotten his old mother. (but realizes something) Wait. (gladly relieved) My birthday isn't until tomorrow.
 * (Chamberlain steps in about the news)
 * Chamberlain: A-a-a message from Prince Derek.
 * Queen Uberta: (gladly) Yes! And let me guess....he's holding a ball in my honor, uh, no-no-no-no, he's established a new holiday. (laughs emotionally) Uberta's Day!
 * Chamberlain: (spills the truth) Uh, actually...someone has set his fields on fire.
 * (Suddenly, hearing these words, Uberta starts to quiver and her lips start moving as if she is about to burst into an emotional wreck)
 * Chamberlain: Uh...Uberta?
 * Queen Uberta: (mournful panicking) It's more than I can bear!
 * Chamberlain: (says the good news) But, no one was hurt, darling queen.
 * Queen Uberta: Don't you know what this means, Chamberlain?
 * Chamberlain: Uh...war.
 * Queen Uberta: (correcting) No! (sobs!) Now, Derek is sure to forget my birthday. (weeps hysterically for a while)