Hercules 1997 Aired on ABC (May 1999) Part 5


 * (Hercules and Megara land, as Hercules dismounts from Pegasus)
 * Hercules: Are you alright?
 * Megara: I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
 * Pain: (as a boy) Help! I can't breathe!
 * Panic: (as a boy) Hurry up!
 * Pain: (as a boy) Get us out!
 * Panic: (as a boy) We're suffocating! Somebody call IX-I-I!
 * Hercules: Easy fellas, you'll be alright.
 * Pain: (as a boy) We can't last much longer!
 * Panic: (as a boy) Get us out before we get crushed!
 * (Hercules raises a huge boulder. Children run out from under it and the crowd applauds lightly)
 * Hercules: How you boys doing here?
 * Panic: (as a boy) We're alright now.
 * Pain: (as a boy) Jeepers, mister, you are really strong!
 * Hercules: (yet holding the stone) Well, try to be a little more careful next time, right, children?
 * Pain: (as a boy) We sure will! (they run away up the slope and face Hades)
 * Hades: A stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
 * Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
 * Pain: I was going for innocence.
 * Hades: And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady. (looking at Megara) What a dish. What a doll.
 * Megara: (silently) Get outta there, you big lug, while you always can.
 * Hercules: Phil, I did great. They even applauded......sort of.
 * (Growling sound begins)
 * Phil: Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, child, but that ain't applause.
 * (The Hydra appears)
 * Hercules: Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil? What do you call that fact?
 * Phil: Two words! Am-scray!!
 * Hades: Let's get ready to rumble!
 * (The Hydra and Hercules start fighting)
 * Phil: That's it. Dance around. Dance around! Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth. Keep moving. Keep moving. C'mon. Pull. Lead with your left. Lead with your left! Your other left!
 * (Eventually, Hercules cuts the Hydra's head off. The crowd cheers)
 * Phil: Alright! Alright! You are bad! Alright!
 * Hercules: See, Phil? That-that wasn't so hard. (He drops his sword and falls flat on the ground)
 * Phil: Child, child, child. How many horns do you see?
 * Hercules: Six?
 * Phil: Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up.
 * (Above on Hades' watching perch, Panic shivers and gulps)
 * Hades: Guys, guys, relax. It's only halftime.
 * (Below, Hercules and Phil hear rumbling from the Hydra's body)
 * Phil: That doesn't sound good. (The Hydra gets three new heads) Certainly not good!
 * (Hercules, on Pegasus, fights with the Hydra and keeps slicing their heads off, getting more and more new ones)
 * Phil: Will you forget that head-slicing fact?
 * (Hercules gets knocked off Pegasus and falls among the Hydra's heads and necks)
 * Hercules: Phil, I don't think we covered this one in basic training!
 * (Hercules escapes, but falls back from the cliff and is now pressed against the wall by the Hydra's paw)
 * Hades: My favorite part of the game; sudden death.
 * (Hercules crushes the rock on the Hydra and gets buried under rocks himself as well)
 * Phil: Oh! There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
 * Hades: (lighting himself a cigar) Game. Set. Match.
 * (Hercules appears from the Hydra's dead paw. The crowd cheers really loud now)
 * Hercules: Phil, you gotta admit, that was pretty heroic.
 * Phil: You did it, child! You did it! You won by a landslide!
 * (Above, Hades turns a bright shade of red, destroying his cigar and pinches his minions' eye sockets)
 * Panic: (in pain) Hades mad.
 * Megara: Well. What do you know?