Hercules 1997 Aired on ABC (May 1999) Part 8


 * (Olympus. Hermes sees the titans first)
 * Hermes: Ah. What?
 * Lythos: Destroy Zeus!
 * Hermes: Oh, we're in damage! Oh, big damage! I gotta--- (he zooms to Olympus) My Lord and Lady, the Titans have escaped. And they're practically at our gates!
 * Zeus: Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!
 * Hermes: Gone, babe.
 * (Gods prepare for war)
 * Areus: Charge! On to battle!
 * Zeus: (throwing lightning bolts at Lythos in vain) Yee-hah!
 * Mars: (getting sucked in by Stratos) You windbag!
 * Hades: (watching this) Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom! Hah!
 * (Meanwhile, the Cyclops looks for Hercules, causing destruction in Thebes)
 * Cyclops: Hercules! Where are you?
 * Tall woman: What have we done?
 * Fat man: Where's Hercules?
 * Old man: Yes, Hercules'll save us.
 * Cyclops: Hercules! Come out! Face me!
 * Megara: (to Hercules who starts going) What are you doing here? Without your strength, you'll be hurt.
 * Hercules: There are worse facts.
 * Cyclops: Run!
 * Megara: Wait! Stop!
 * Strong Man: Hey, look! It's Hercules.
 * Heavy Woman: Thank heavens, we're saved!
 * Cyclops: Well, you mighty Hercules.
 * (He knocks Hercules, who flies away and hits a mosaic of himself. Meanwhile, Megara finds Pegasus tied up in the stables)
 * Megara: Easy, horsefeathers. Hey! Stop twitching, listen. Ah! Hercules is in damage. We gotta find Phil, he's the only one who can speak some sense into him.
 * (Meanwhile on Olympus, the battle between Zeus and the Titans goes on)
 * Zeus: Get back, blast you!
 * (Lythos smashes the gates of Olympus open)
 * Hades: Ooh, chihuahua.
 * Lythos: Zeus!
 * (Phil is going to leave Thebes and is walking to a boat)
 * Sailor: C'mon! Hurry up! We're shoving off here!
 * Megara: Phil! Phil, Hercules needs your help!
 * Phil: What does he need me for if he's got friends like you?
 * Megara: He won't listen to me.
 * Phil: Good! He's eventually learned something.
 * Megara: Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me, it's about him. If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die!
 * (Olympus)
 * Zeus: I need more thunderbolts!
 * Hermes: Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my Lord. Everyone's been captured, yah! (Pain and Panic get him) I've been captured! Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
 * (Pyros and Hydros make a mountain of ice and fire with Zeus on top)
 * Hades: Zeusy, I'm home!
 * Zeus: Hades, you're behind this!
 * Hades: You are correct, sir!
 * (Thebes. The Cyclops tosses Hercules and plays with him)
 * Cyclops: Flea!
 * Phil: Hercules!
 * Hercules: Phil.
 * Phil: C'mon, child, pull. Fight back. C'mon, you can take this bum. This guy's a pushover, look at him.
 * Hercules: You were right all along, Phil. Dreams are for rookies.
 * Phil: No, no, no, no, child, giving up is for rookies. I came back because I'm not quitting on you. I'm willing to go the distance, how about you?
 * (The Cyclops grabs Hercules)
 * Cyclops: Me bite off head!
 * (Hercules burns the Cyclops' face with a burning stick)
 * Phil: Whoa, baby!
 * (While the Cyclops is yelling, Hercules ties up his legs and the Cyclops falls off a cliff. His fall makes a quake, from which a pillar starts falling on Hercules)
 * Megara: Hercules! Watch out!
 * (She pushes him out from the pillar's path and is struck by the pillar)
 * Hercules: Meg! NoooooOOOO!!!! (Hercules raises the pillar, getting the strength back) What just happened?
 * Megara: H-Hades' deal is broken. He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
 * Hercules: Meg. Why, why did you---you didn't have to-
 * Megara: Oh. People always do crazy facts........if they're in love.
 * Hercules: Oh, Meg. Meg, I-I-
 * Megara: Are you...always this articulate? You, you haven't got much time. You can always stop Hades.
 * Phil: I'll watch over her, child.