The Great Muppet Caper 1981 Aired on CBS (June 14, 1986) Part 1


 * "Lord Grade Presents"
 * (Somewhere, in what looks like the MGM opening scene for the lion, Animal looks until he roars)
 * Animal: AAHHHH!!!!
 * (Then he starts to proceed eating the set. He continues biting the circle around himself until he sees a hot air balloon in the heavens. On the balloon, three boys look around until they float in the hot air balloon)
 * (The first one is a slender green frog. He has white eyes with black stilted pupils, a pair of four fingers and thumbs and an olive drab collar with 11 points. His name is Kermit the Frog)
 * (The second one is a brown obese bear with orange-brown fur. He has a rose cheery nose and pink eyelids. He has white eyes with black pupils, brown eyebrows, a brown pork pie hat with a chocolate band and a white string tie with pink polka dots on it. He is called Fozzie Bear)
 * (The last one is a slender blue weirdo with bug eyes. His indigo hair in on top of his head, a crimson tuxedo suit with rose brims and a pair of buttons vertically on his coat and the other pair on each one of his coat wrists, a crimson bow-tie and black tuxedo shoes. He is known as Gonzo)
 * "A Jim Henson Film"
 * Kermit: Oh, pretty nice up here, isn't it?
 * Fozzie: (concerned) Kermit?
 * Kermit: What?
 * Fozzie: What if we drift off to sea? What if we're never heard from again? But what if there's a storm or we get struck by lightning?!
 * Gonzo: Well, that'll be neat.
 * Kermit: (sighs) Listen, nothing's gonna happen. This is the opening credits.
 * Fozzie: Oh...what are they?
 * (Then, they look up at the heavens)
 * "The Great Muppet Caper"
 * Fozzie: (grins) Wow!
 * Kermit: The Great Muppet Caper!
 * Fozzie: Nice title.