Jomaribryan's Silly Riddles

Here's my silly riddles that I made up.

Riddles
Real toung twister:
 * Welcome to the Peppy Purple Pepperoni Pizzeria!
 * The Pippy Popple Peebaloney Potzzeria?!?
 * No, he said "The Peppy Purple Pepperoni Pizzeria"
 * I got it, the Pipple Pop... the Popple Peep...
 * The... Ay-yi-yi! I'm just gald to be here.

Funny clip of Woody Paul falls down:
 * Woody Paul screams "WHOA!"
 * (CRASH)
 * Barney and the kids: Whoa!
 * Barney: (chuckles)
 * Kids: (laughs)
 * Too Slim: Oh!
 * Ranger Doug: Woody Paul, are you alright?
 * Woody Paul: Time for your citizens!
 * Ranger Doug: I can help you.
 * Woody Paul: Okay.
 * Ranger Doug: Okay.
 * (Ranger Doug lifts off Woody Paul)

Mom Tiger and Dad Tiger said "Dootdaah! Dootdaah!"
 * Mom Tiger and Dad Tiger: (singing) Everyone is big enough, big enough to do something. (speaking) Dootdaah! Dootdaah!
 * Dad Tiger: If you're big enough in so many ways. That's my tiger. Grrrr!

Funny clip of Socks and Beaverton arguing:
 * Socks: Climbing trees is must better than swimming.
 * Beaverton: No, it's not!
 * Socks: Yes it is!
 * Beaverton: No it's not!
 * Socks: Yes it is!
 * Beaverton: No it's not!
 * Socks: Yes it is!

Second funny clip of Socks and Beaverton arguing:
 * Socks: There you see, now you'll get Elliot!
 * Beaverton: Me? You upset him.
 * Socks: Uh-uh. No I didn't!
 * Beaverton: Yes you did!
 * Socks: No I didn't!
 * Beaverton: Yes you did!
 * Socks: No I didn't!
 * Beaverton: Yes you did!
 * Socks: Didn't!
 * Beaverton: Yes you did!
 * Socks: Didn't
 * Beaverton: Yes you did!
 * Socks: Didn't!

Funny clip of Francine and Brain arguing:
 * Arthur: And she sure likes to argue.
 * Francine: It's not!
 * Brain: It's too!
 * Francine: It's not!
 * Brain: It's too!
 * Arthur: Brain, give up.
 * Buster: You can't win.
 * Brain: Yes I can!
 * Francine: No you can't!
 * Brain: Yes I can!
 * Francine: No you can't!
 * Brain: Can! Can! Can!
 * Francine: Can't! Can't! Can't!

Funny clip of Mr. Knack dressed up as an Easter Bunny:
 * Batley: I think you're a nut!
 * Mr. Knack: No, no, no, no, no! I am the Easter Bunny.
 * Batley: No, Easter Bunny? You supposed to be Santa Claus.
 * Mr. Knack: Whoops! Wrong holiday! Oh, I'm sorry Batley. I don't think...
 * Batley: Aw, give me a break, Knack. You can get into your Santa suit.
 * Mr. Knack: Santa suit. I'll go faster you can say, "Hee! Hee! Hee!"
 * Batley: No, that's "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

Funny clip of Farmer Dooley vomiting:
 * Barney: All you crunch and swallow too much of the apples, Farmer Dooley. Maybe you have a tummy ache or you'll make an apple sooka.
 * Farmer Dooley: Well, I ate a lot of them until I... (Farmer Dooley throws up) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Barney and the kids: Whoa!
 * Farmer Dooley: (continues vomiting) LEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAH! AAAAH!
 * Barney: Oh no!

Funny clip of a kangaroo spits and vomits:
 * Captain Kangaroo: Oh no! Flyer's going vomit all the milk.
 * (Margo takes off the baby bottle of the mouth and Flyer the Gray Kangaroo spits and vomits all the milk)
 * Kids: Oh!
 * Captain Kangaroo: Whoa! Flyer spited and vomited all up.
 * Kids: (laughing)
 * Captain Kangaroo: Why will Margo clean up all of you.
 * Kids: Okay.

Funny clip of Baby Bop left her yellow blankey at the ice cream parlor:
 * Barney: Hi, everybody!
 * Baby Bop: Hello!
 * Miguel, Laura, Rachel and Jackson: Hi, Barney. Hi, Baby Bop. Hi, guys!
 * David: What are you doing?
 * Laura: We're eating ice cream.
 * Baby Bop: Oh, ice cream! I love ice cream!
 * Rachel: You can pick with flavor you want.
 * Barney: Okay.
 * Stacy: I'll have some.
 * David: Me too.
 * Baby Bop: Me three.
 * Miguel: What flavor do you want Baby Bop?
 * Baby Bop: I want chocolate.
 * Barney: Me first!
 * Stacy and David: We want some!
 * Baby Bop: Yummy! I like ice cream! Hey! Where my blankey?
 * Barney: I don't see it, Baby Bop. Maybe you left it anywhere.
 * Laura: Don't worry Baby Bop. You'll look for it.
 * Baby Bop: Alright, Laura. I'll look for it. (Baby Bop's ice cream fell down and dropped on the floor)
 * Stacy: Uh-oh! What happened?
 * David: Let's clean it up.
 * Rachel: Okay.
 * Barney: I'll clean it up.
 * Baby Bop: Blankey! Oh, blankey! Here, blankey, blankey! Where is it?

Anna's Appetite Scene:
 * Laura: What did you bring for lunch today, Anna?
 * Anna: I've got a PB&J sandwich with brown bread, and a big thermos of orange juice, and an apple, grapes, an orange, a granola bar, bag of fruit snacks, and a cup of vanilla pudding. What do you have, Laura.
 * Laura: Milk, fruit and peanut butter sandwiches.
 * David: I have mine.
 * Stacy: Me too. And I have my lunch too.
 * Rachel, Whitney, Nick, Jackson, Kami and Miguel: It sure was.
 * Barney: Oh, hi, everyone.
 * BJ: Hi, guys.
 * Baby Bop: Hi, everybody.
 * Kids: Hi, Barney! Hi, BJ! Hi, Baby Bop!
 * Barney: What are you eating.
 * Whitney: We're having lunch.
 * Jackson: Would you like to bring your lunch, Barney?
 * Barney: I'll be happy too. But where is it?
 * Rachel: It's right here.
 * Barney: There it is.
 * Baby Bop: Barney, are you hungry?
 * BJ: I'm really hungry.
 * Anna: Wanna trade?
 * Kami: Sure we can.
 * Whitney: I like to eat lunch.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and the Kids: (chewing and swallowing their food)
 * Barney: Anna, you're a very noisy eater.
 * Anna: Yeah, Barney. Good food can be very noisy.

Clip of four boys doing magic tricks:
 * Rachel: Isn't a magician great?
 * Laura: He sure is.
 * Barney: Hi, everybody.
 * Laura: Barney, BJ, Baby Bop, you're just time.
 * Whitney: We're were watching a magic show just like magicians did.
 * Rachel: Yeah, and we see what our friends are doing.
 * Anna: Can we watch them?
 * Kami: That would be fun!
 * Stacy: Where's the boys?
 * Barney: They were practicing their magic tricks. Do you want to see them?
 * BJ: Yeah!
 * Baby Bop: Let's see.
 * Nick: Ladies and gentlemen, watch us pull the rabbit out of my hat.
 * Jackson: Watch this!
 * David: Abracadabra! Allakhazam!
 * Barney: You need to practice you, boys. Keep trying.
 * Stacy: What should they do now, Barney?
 * Rachel: I don't know.
 * Laura: They need to try better.
 * Barney: But, they were trying to do their tricks like a magician did.
 * Baby Bop: What do you mean?

My favorite scene about Barney and the kids found everything in their collection during a scavenger hunt:
 * Stacy: Everybody, come and look at everything we got.
 * Whitney, Jackson, Kami, Nick, Laura, Rachel and Miguel: Okay!
 * Barney: Okay.
 * David: Look, Barney. We found a soft ball which is very small, a shovel, a ribbon, a green leaf, marbles, whit pearls, jewels, beads, crayons, markers, pencils, sunglasses, diamond rings, a toy truck, a toy airplane, books, bean bags, and the rest of the pebbles in here.
 * Barney: That's nice, David. Where did they go?
 * David: Look! There's a hole in the bag.
 * Barney: That's okay. You're finding the same pebbles all day.
 * Stacy: The bag was falling out of it.
 * (Barney chuckles and the kids laughing)
 * Jackson: If you're bag has a whole, we'll be happy to give it.
 * Rachel: We can have the bag.
 * Barney: Thanks, everyone. Stacy, David and I look for many different things on our treasure hunt, like all of you.
 * Stacy: What a great treasure.
 * Kids: Yeah. Me too.

Clip of Melanie asks Amy about a babysitter:
 * Melanie: Hi, Amy. How is the babysitter?
 * Amy: Yeah.
 * Melanie: What's you doing?
 * Amy: We were playing with her in the park.
 * Melanie: Is something wrong, Amy?
 * Amy: I really wanted to play with her. But, she's nice to me.
 * Melanie: Aw, she's so nice to you. What about we talk to her.
 * Amy: I just can't. I didn't want to play with Barney, his friends and the babysitter.
 * Melanie: Is that make you a little bit worried?
 * Amy: Yup. She was babysitting all of us.
 * Barney: Hi, Amy. Hi, Melanie.
 * Amy and Melanie: Hi, Barney.
 * Melanie: The babysitter visited at the park with some other friends.
 * Barney: The babysitter?
 * Amy: Yes, Barney. We're seeing her for a long time to babysit.
 * Tyler: (voice calling) Amy, come out! The babysitter wants you.
 * Amy: Just a minute!
 * Melanie: She's very nice of you, Barney.
 * Barney: Yes, Melanie. Babysitters are so special to you.

Clip of Eva found a dinosaur fossil and dinosaur skeleton:
 * Barney: Hi, Eva! What are you doing?
 * Eva: I'm looking for fossils.
 * Megan: Fossils?
 * Eva: Fossils come from a long time ago. Just like a dinosaur named Barney.
 * Barney: That's me.
 * Baby Bop: And me?
 * BJ: And me?
 * Riff: And me? What are you guys doing?
 * Megan: We've been looking for a dinosaur fossil.
 * Victor: Or a dinosaur bone.
 * Sofia: Victor, that's a dinosaur skeleton.
 * Marcos: Myra, I have a little can of fossils too. Can you please give it to Megan?
 * Myra: Sure, Marcos.
 * Megan: That's not fossils, they are jelly beans.
 * Melanie: That's just pretend.
 * Barney: Do you now what a dinosaur fossil looks like? A dinosaur's foot.
 * Nathan: A dinosaur's foot?
 * Barney: It was pressed with hands and feet just like clay.
 * Baby Bop: Like humans, animals and dinosaurs like us.
 * Barney: Yes. Dinosaurs like us. Dinosaurs are the prehistoric reptiles that come from long ago.

Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff and the kids say the rhyme together:
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff and the kids: And now we are together with family and friends, the fun would've never end. We make up poems, poetry and rhyme, for the fun it is having a really great time!

Scene of Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Riff take a picture of the kids saying "Rhyme Time" with a camera:
 * Barney: Okay, friends gather around the picture before the camera takes it.
 * Kids: Okay.
 * BJ: Everybody ready?
 * Riff: Ready!
 * Baby Bop: Ready!
 * Barney: 1-2-3...say "Rhyme Time!"
 * Kids: "Rhyme Time!"
 * Barney: Great!
 * (flash)
 * Tracy: What a great picture.

Scene of Barney guesses "What kind of transportation?":
 * Barney: What kind of thing would you travel?
 * Stacy: Is it a car?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * David: Is is a bus?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Laura: Is it a airplane?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Miguel: Is it a train?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Rachel: Is is a tractor?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Jackson: Is it a train?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Whitney: Is is a truck?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Kami: Is it a motorcycle?
 * Barney: Nope.
 * Anna: Is it a boat?
 * Barney: Nope, keep guessing. It's feet for walking or running.
 * Baby Bop: I like to use my feet.
 * BJ: Sure do, Sissy.
 * Baby Bop: Except, I'm walking with feet.
 * Barney: It's fun to move your body. Do you like to move like this? Just do what I do!
 * [After Peter blows off his fingers]
 * Oh, my God! You blew off all your fingers!
 * What happened? Oh, my God!
 * You know, no huge hurry, but I'm sort of out of juice over here. [taps his sippy cup] Bone-dry.