Hercules 1997 Aired on ABC (May 1999) Part 6


 * (Temple of Zeus)
 * Hercules: You should have been there, Father! I mangled the minotaur, grappled with the Gorgon, just like Phil warned me, I analyzed the situation, controlled my strength and kicked! The crowds went wild! Thank you, thank you.
 * Zeus: Hah! You're doing great, son. You're doing your old man proud!
 * Hercules: I am glad to hear you say that, Father. I've been waiting for this day a long time.
 * Zeus: Huh. What day is that, son?
 * Hercules: The day I rejoin the gods.
 * Zeus: You've done wonderfully, you really have, my boy. You're just not there yet. You haven't proved yourself a true hero.
 * Hercules: But Father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against. I'm-I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm-I'm an action figure!
 * Zeus: I'm afraid being famous is not the same as being a true hero.
 * Hercules: What more can I do?
 * Zeus: It's something you have to discover for yourself.
 * Hercules: But how can I
 * Zeus: Look inside your heart.
 * (Lightning strikes and statue of Zeus becomes inanimate)
 * Hercules: Father, wait!
 * (In the city, a carriage passes rich gates)
 * Guide: On your left is Hercules' villa. My next stop is the Pecs and Flex gift shop where you can pick up the Great Hero's 30-moment workout scroll "Buns of Bronze".
 * (Inside the villa, Hercules is posing for a picture on a vase, dressed in Scar's skin of the lion from Disney's The Lion King)
 * Phil: At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas. He's got a problem with his stables. I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals.
 * Hercules: Phil?
 * Artist: I warned you, don't move!
 * Phil: D.G.R., the Daughters of the Greek Revolution!
 * Hercules: Phil!
 * Phil: At 3:00, you gotta get a girdle from some Amazons.
 * Hercules: (dropping club and shield) Phil, what's the point?
 * Artist: (shrieks) That's it!
 * Phil: Keep your toga on, pal.
 * (The artist throws the paint on Phil, making him look like a clown and leaves)
 * Phil: What do you mean, "what's the point"? You wanna go to Olympus, don't you?
 * Hercules: Yes, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting anywhere.
 * (He throws Scar's skin to Phil)
 * Phil: (wiping the paint off his face with it) You can't give up now, I'm counting on you.
 * Hercules: I gave this everything I had.
 * Phil: Listen to me, child. I seen them all. And I am warning you, and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth, you got something I never seen before.
 * Hercules: Really?
 * Phil: I can feel it right down to these stubby bow legs of mine. There is nothing you can't do, child.