The Best of Barney 2008 Aired on CBS (September 9, 2002) Part 7


 * (Inside the lair, while Clavius glorifies himself with his new power, Uberta intimidates him)
 * Queen Uberta: You can change yourself into whatever you like. You'll always be a third-rate villain inside.
 * Clavius: You're pushing it, Highness.
 * Queen Uberta: On the other hand, no matter what you do to me, I will always remain a queen; whose birthday that is. Furthermore...
 * Clavius: (enough with Uberta's non-stop speaks) That does it! I warned you not to yak so much. But no! Yak, yak, yak! Well, that's what you get. A yak!
 * (Clavius turn Uberta into a yak, but she keeps annoying Clavius)
 * Clavius: (desperate) No, I can't shut her up!
 * Queen Uberta: (normal) And I hope you like bread and water, because that's the daily faire in prison. (gets turned into a monkey)
 * Queen Uberta: (in monkey form, gibbering while running around the room, turns back to queen) You're up to about five life sentences, bub! (gets turned into a parrot)
 * Queen Uberta: (in parrot form, squawks) Keep it up! Keep it up! You're only digging yourself deeper and deeper and deeper!
 * Clavius: (yet annoyed) I can't take it!
 * (Then Clavius turns Uberta into different kinds of animal in an order; an ostrich, a goat, a beaver, a horse and an elephant. Then in the end, turns her back into queen)
 * Queen Uberta: That does it! You're getting the guillotine!
 * Clavius: What doesn't speak? (gets an idea) A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!
 * Queen Uberta: (mocks Clavius) Go ahead. I'll fly right out of here.
 * Clavius: Who cares? You'll be a fly.
 * Queen Uberta: I'll buzz around your ear at night for the rest of my life.
 * Clavius: Which will be all about three to five days. (Gets ready to finish Uberta off) Farewell, Your Flyness. Watch out for spider webs.