The Best of Barney 2008 Aired on CBS (September 9, 2002) Part 4


 * (Inside Clavius's lair......the prison cell has been decorated by Knuckles, due to Uberta's wishes)
 * Queen Uberta: (as she sees the jester's painting, being put at the wrong place) Huh. No. That's not going to work. (warns Knuckles how she gets facts wanted) Put the seascape back in the center and put the portrait of the ugly man above the couch and (disgusted about the third one) get rid of the tacky velvet fact all together.
 * Knuckles: (expecting Uberta's wishes) Yes, your Highness.
 * Clavius: (walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating and yet can't believe what he is seeing) What is this?
 * Uberta: If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!
 * Clavius: You're driving me nuts with this birthday fact!
 * (he pulls Knuckles away)
 * Uberta: Let go of my servant!
 * (she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him)
 * Clavius: Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle, Lady! Let go!
 * Uberta: Lady? Your Highness is the proper fashion for one of your class to address one of mine!
 * Knuckles: Ow! Not so hard!
 * (he and Clavius fall out of the cell as Clavius shuts the door)
 * Uberta: Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!
 * Clavius: Oh...you are a HOSTAGE!! (to Knuckles) And you're supposed to be minding the traps.
 * Knuckles: (being gentle) I was serving....her Majesty.
 * Clavius: It's time for a little work of restraining. Your job...is to put an end to Derek! Now, don't come back here until you've done it (warns him) or else.
 * (Knuckles does so what he is warned by Clavius and goes. Then the old wizard is minding his own business)
 * Uberta: (doesn't take it lightly) What's going on here? Well, you haven't been excused. Gifts need to be wrapped, the cake needs to be frosted. (yells inside the mountain) WHO'S GOING TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!